kent_1848
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"Hey, I'm going to breathe off your tank down to 100' because I'm really bad at conserving air, so we'll have to stick close to one another"
Ways to freak out a new dive buddy onboard
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Pee in your wet suit before getting in the water.
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divejulz
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"I'm tellin' you dude, The colors of the fishies are so much prettier when you dive stoned"
kneel, set down your knife with dried "blood" stains and murmur something about Jihad and about killing infidels.
kneel, set down your knife with dried "blood" stains and murmur something about Jihad and about killing infidels.
Take some plastic zip ties and tell him that darned Moray won't bite THIS time.
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But seriously...I just take a foil-packed juice drink and a banana down on a dive, and proceed to have a snack. Banana's a bit salty, but gets a reaction!
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But seriously...I just take a foil-packed juice drink and a banana down on a dive, and proceed to have a snack. Banana's a bit salty, but gets a reaction!
TheDavil
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OliveBone:
Pee in your wetsuit before getting into your wetsuit. :11:
Diver_Gurl82
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OMG....this is so funny!
Canadian_Diver
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Hmm.... 1200 PSI .... looks like I got a good fill this time.
1. Bring a whetstone and sharpen your John Wayne
2. Promise you'll stay close, then descend right from your giant stride
3. Pee to windward
4. Ask if they're a strong swimmer, cuz you're not
5. Ask if they know CPR
6. Ask if they'll buddy with you on this dive, because your spouse is such a lousy diver
7. Ask if they want to buddy with you, since you think their spouse is such a lousy diver
8. Don't gear up until everyone else is starting to go in
9. Ask if it's true you can hurl through your regulator, cuz it feels like you might have to...
10. Show them where you keep your Epinephrine kit, and how to give you a shot if you react to something stinging you
That's all I can remember for now that I heard/saw on my last couple of dive trips....
2. Promise you'll stay close, then descend right from your giant stride
3. Pee to windward
4. Ask if they're a strong swimmer, cuz you're not
5. Ask if they know CPR
6. Ask if they'll buddy with you on this dive, because your spouse is such a lousy diver
7. Ask if they want to buddy with you, since you think their spouse is such a lousy diver
8. Don't gear up until everyone else is starting to go in
9. Ask if it's true you can hurl through your regulator, cuz it feels like you might have to...
10. Show them where you keep your Epinephrine kit, and how to give you a shot if you react to something stinging you
That's all I can remember for now that I heard/saw on my last couple of dive trips....
diverrick
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ROGLMAO!! You guys are all WAAAAY above me on this one. I was trying to think of a good one, but you all have me beat. I think I'll try some of those ideas in two weeks when I go to RTB again. It should be fun.
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