Hey Reefhound, I'll dive with you! Me slow dresser, gearer upper. Me warn new buddies. I'd rather be methodical and go through checklists, etc. I feel stressed with buddies who aren't patient. I dive with those who are.
Two patient people= a relaxing/fun dive.
I'd like to speed things up, but so far, no matter how pre-assembled my rig is, how laid out my drysuit is, etc. I'm still slow. I may always be. I hope not, but it's looking that way. I've always been that way on dry land too. Overly analytical. Overly Virgo-ish. I also usually need to take 3 min. or so at the surface after a surface swim before descending. Some folks are cool with that, no problem, others are annoyed. Compatible buddies will eventually find each other.
I've been the guy who has mistakenly been accused of following too close behind and gets kicked in the face. I've been taught, diving with tech mentors that I should be alongside my buddy. A lot of recreational divers (who should know better) figure if you're within 10-15 ft. it's cool. When I try to follow mulitidirectional darting photographer buddies in fast split fins and stay alongside, they turn and kick me in the face. We aren't matching fin types, swimming speed, direction signals, etc.
Now that I've explained to my current buddy what it is I was taught to do I think we'll strike a more workable balance. I enjoy diving with him and our discussions are always constructive
and mutually helpful so it's good. He thought I was following to closely and probably too dumb not to get constantly kicked in the face. Now he understands my preferred postition in the buddy system/water column and that'll help us both to better enjoy our dives together.
Maybe have that discussion with your too close follower buddy and see what they're thinking? Is it just insecurity or something else?
My bad buddy peeves are reserved for those who disappear and aren't situationally aware (or care) at all. Same ocean same day sucks. I'd rather solo dive if that's the case.
I hate and am actually disgusted by people who manhandle life/critters, silt up everything all the time and break off coral. No respect whatsoever for the natural world.