Hehe, but let's not make this about rugby. I still think Australia has better chances of making it out of the group stages than South Africa.
On Sunday I'm watching the game between Serbia and Ghana live. The winners of this game will probably end up the most likely competition for Australia to get through group D (I'm assuming Germany will go through).
The geek in me did some statistical analysis on the groups and the various teams' FIFA ratings. Not sure if non-geeks would find this interesting but here goes.
I calculated the average rating for each group and the values are as follows:
Group A: 807.5
Group B: 888.75
Group C: 926.5
Group D: 928.75
Group E: 891.75
Group F: 797.75
Group G: 1000.25
Group H: 1013.25
This would suggest that either Group G (with Brazil and Portugal) or Group H (with Spain) could be considered the "group of death".
But a more telling exercise though is calculating the standard deviation for each group. In other words, what is the average difference of each team compared to the mean?
Group A: 286
Group B: 189
Group C: 110
Group D: 119
Group E: 241
Group F: 316
Group G: 568
Group H: 374
This breakdown shows how evenly matched the teams in the various groups are, with lower values indicating a closer match. It would suggest to me that Group G is actually the merciless "slaughter house" (imagine that game between Brazil and North Korea!) and the true "group of death" would be Group C or Group D.
So in my opinion there are six teams in this World Cup who are really going to have to fight teeth and nails to make it through the groups stage. These are
USA, Algeria, Slovenia, Australia, Serbia and
Ghana. And to make it even more interesting, very little head-to-head data is available for the teams in question.
Can't wait for the games to start!