take the new Aussie citizenship test!!

[Kim]

For anyone planning on moving to Australia to enjoy our diving on a long term basis you may want to study the citizenship test

Why on earth would I want to do that? The bloody place is crawling with Australians!!!

 

[almitywife]

...........and im only a Tasmanian...

or a tas-we-gin to us mainland folk

and lets note that the worst of the worst theives, murderers and other criminals where sent to Tassie




AND you are all invited to a Lord Night so we can all get a few sheets to the wind

Dive-Oz Discussion Forums - Internat. Lord Nelson nite-Sun 28.11.07 6.30pm!!!

 

[Tassie_Rohan]

worst of the worst theives, murderers and other criminals where sent to Tassie

Exactly why I fitted in so well into the international mining industry....

We're proud of our nefarious heritage too! So proud we do our utmost to keep our genes in the family. Why - my own family ‘tree’ has a shape not unlike a blackberry bush.


BTW: Kim obviously has never been to Bondi beach – a sea of Union Jacks, soccer balls and pasty white skin being crisped to a nice red hue.....

(Like most poms I’m sure he desperately wishes he was born Australian , but just can’t to bring himself to admit it. Notice that he’s still in the initial denial stage: maybe some online psychotherapy is in order to bring him to acceptance of the fact)

Cheers,
Rohan.

 

[ianr33]

My brother actually did move to Australia from England.

Going through immigration the officer asked him if he had a criminal record, to which my comedian brother answered "Oh,I'm sorry ,I did not realise it was still a requirement ! "

He was there a while..........................

 

[almity1]

My brother actually did move to Australia from England.

Going through immigration the officer asked him if he had a criminal record, to which my comedian brother answered "Oh,I'm sorry ,I did not realise it was still a requirement ! "

He was there a while..........................

 

[almity1]

There's a few left out........

What do real men in Oz Drive????


And how many Volvos is this worth????


Nominate the 101 uses for Vegemite

Hint: The first one is you eat it.


What is the other name for a Chokito???

What SAUCE do you like?????

What salt do you like on your chips????

 

[almity1]

An Oldie but a Goodie

This will give you some of the answers

YouTube - Austen Tayshus - Australiana 1983

 

[rhadamantus]

My brother actually did move to Australia from England.

Going through immigration the officer asked him if he had a criminal record, to which my comedian brother answered "Oh,I'm sorry ,I did not realise it was still a requirement ! "

He was there a while..........................

:inlove: ahhhhh, i love english humour.

 

[almity1]

For more Studying

YouTube - Australiana

 

[almity1]

Vegimite: food of the gods! I'm sure its the only food eaten in heaven.

Jeeze - the test is way too easy, and I'm only a Tasmanian...

You may like this one..

Australian Citizenship Test - Rebreather World Forums