take the new Aussie citizenship test!!

[drbill]

My response? I guess I'll just visit rather than emigrate.

 

[rhadamantus]

My response? I guess I'll just visit rather than emigrate.

i agree. simpler.

no commitments.

 

[almitywife]

My response? I guess I'll just visit rather than emigrate.

obvisously you havent heard about the 3 single gals per male here in sydney

 

[rhadamantus]

obvisously you havent heard about the 3 single gals per male here in sydney

quality not quantity, mrs. A :blinking:

 

[Bryan]

Australian Citizenship Test

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For anyone planning on moving to Australia to enjoy our diving on a long term basis you may want to study the citizenship test

I look forward to your responses...



2007 Australian Citizenship test


1. Where do you wear a thong???? On your foot


2. What is a “bloody little beauty”? An alcoholic beverage


3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? Yes... chuck a sickie... fake a day off saying you're sick... chuck a spaz... freak out... chuck a U-ey... make a U-turn


4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

Yesterday afternoon, Chrissy decided to have a barbeque, some beverages, and some munchies. After breakfast and a nap, we opened the presents, ate all of the chocolates, cupcakes and lolipops. Then we had a few beers and mom and dad had a fight and steve had a hangover.


5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

African or European slabs?


6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? knockin'
b) You're going home in the back of a ? lorrie
c) Fair crack of the ? dinkum


7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
I ate too much and don't care for a smoke.


8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
both

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
My car is up on blocks, and my name is Bryan and my wife's name is Sarah, LOL!

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
Nope, sorry!

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
noodles, meat, and veggies


12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
Bite a small bit out of two diagonal corners. Dip one corner in your bevvie and suck out of the other like a straw until the Tim Tam is saturated... then Slam 'Em!

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? Yes!!


14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? Nope!


15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? You can eat everyone's... it is a potluck.


16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? BEET!


17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? mower... check. Pair of thongs... check.... Esky or Ugg boots... nope.


18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? Sure, why not?


19. Who would you like to crack on to? A TripleX


20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Warnie?


21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? My wife is my mate and we have a pool, so yes!


22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean? Bring up an old topic again.


23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? Wendy


24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly? Oh yes.


25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling? It is against the TOS


all of the above makes perfect sense to me......

Here are my answers!

 

[almitywife]

:lol: there are too many things here to correct but you made me laugh outloud!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fisheyeview]

I thought the Citizenship Test went more like this:

• Do you regularly drink until you are falling down and puking?
• Have you ever been arrested for buggering a sheep?

If you answered yes to both of these questions then Welcome to Australia Mate.

 

[almity1]

I thought the Citizenship Test went more like this:

• Do you regularly drink until you are falling down and puking?
• Have you ever been arrested for buggering a sheep?

If you answered yes to both of these questions then Welcome to Australia Mate.

You are confusing the Australian Citizen Test with that from New Zealand

 

[almitywife]

I thought the Citizenship Test went more like this:[/SIZE]

• Do you regularly drink until you are falling down and puking?
• Have you ever been arrested for buggering a sheep?

If you answered yes to both of these questions then Welcome to Australia Mate.

silly.... thats the New Zealand citizen test...... we aussies can handle our beer and i wont even acknowledge #2!

 

[ClevelandDiver]

Esky is cooler that you pack with heaps of beer, right? Now if I just have me a sticky beak at my Aussie-American dictionary, I might be able to answer some more questions.