2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Where do you wear a thong????On my feet
2. What is a “bloody little beauty”? Something good.
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? Pretend you're sick. Display your anger. Make a U-turn.
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." Christmas with the 'rents.
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? 'bout half a slab each, long as no one has too many bangers prior to departure or a UTI.
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? knockin'.
b) You're going home in the back of a ? police car.
c) Fair crack of the ? barbie.
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss. I've had enough and I can't be bothered.
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? No. No.
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? Yes. No. Yes.
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? No.
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? Minced beef, diced onions, herbs of your choosing, sometimes breadcrumbs, in a crust.
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. Bite off each end, put one end into your coffee and suck the coffee into the Tim Tam, then eat it before it goes too soggy and falls into your mug.
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? No. No.
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? No, I prefer my [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]fourex [/FONT]warm.
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? Depends, I always bring extra.
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? Beets.
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? Yes. Yes. No. No.
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? Of course.
19. Who would you like to crack on to? My wife.
20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Warnie.
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? No. Yes.
22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean? Give me the ketchup.
23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? Blue.
24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly? No.
25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling? kangaroo down.