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take the new Aussie citizenship test!!
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Not to ruin the fun, answers in a PM.
Arvo is afternoon...#4 was the one I did know! :yelclap:
Actually 1-4 weren't so bad, but 5 onward weren't English! :laughing:
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... how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? A Slab is a case of beer. "Flashing a brown eye" is defecating and "having a slash" is urinating.
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hehehehe
arvo = afternoon
yes chrissy is christmas but
# 5
torana is a hoon car here and Barnsey is Jimmy Barnes/Cold Chisel and Farnsey is John Farnham and yep, acca dacca is ac/dc
Thal, you are veryyyyyyyyyyyy close to a excellent score but some of your answers are just a little bit off (like it should be bluey instead of blue)..hahahhahahaah - excellent attempt though!!!!!!!
you guys are too funny.........
I know where the dictionary is........
Australian Citizenship Test
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For anyone planning on moving to Australia to enjoy our diving on a long term basis you may want to study the citizenship test
I look forward to your responses...
2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Where do you wear a thong????
On my girlfriend.
2. What is a bloody little beauty?
My Girl Friend.
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
Yep.
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
We had a party and got drunk.
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
The average is 1.5 cases.
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? Telling me I need a new long distance service.
b) You're going home in the back of an ? Ambulance, if you knock on the back of my van door when its rockin.
c) Fair crack of the ? My pistol if you knock on the back of my van door when its rockin
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
Of your pestering me while my van is rockin
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
Yep, just before my van starts to rock.
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? Yes and sadly, their van doesnt rock anymore.
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? No for Gods sake NO!
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? Riss and ole. Its also a Mexican delight.
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. Shot, gut, clean, toss on the barbe add vegemite!
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? Yes, but now he wants to be called Uncle Ira.
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? No but it does sound interesting.
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
Depends on what they brought.
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
Bomato or bickel.
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
One out of four aint bad.
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? Yes, especially on ice or in the mud.
19. Who would you like to crack on to? Whomever started this thread.
20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Steve Irwin.
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? My neighbor, his wife is cute~!
22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean? Someone missed the Tim Tam and shot the horse instead.
23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? Fun?
24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly? Only with my Tim Tam and horse.
25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling? Dont these scenarios always start with someone saying, Hold my beer, Im gonna try something.
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For anyone planning on moving to Australia to enjoy our diving on a long term basis you may want to study the citizenship test
I look forward to your responses...
2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Where do you wear a thong????
On my girlfriend.
2. What is a bloody little beauty?
My Girl Friend.
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
Yep.
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
We had a party and got drunk.
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
The average is 1.5 cases.
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? Telling me I need a new long distance service.
b) You're going home in the back of an ? Ambulance, if you knock on the back of my van door when its rockin.
c) Fair crack of the ? My pistol if you knock on the back of my van door when its rockin
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
Of your pestering me while my van is rockin
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
Yep, just before my van starts to rock.
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? Yes and sadly, their van doesnt rock anymore.
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? No for Gods sake NO!
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? Riss and ole. Its also a Mexican delight.
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. Shot, gut, clean, toss on the barbe add vegemite!
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? Yes, but now he wants to be called Uncle Ira.
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? No but it does sound interesting.
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
Depends on what they brought.
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
Bomato or bickel.
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
One out of four aint bad.
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? Yes, especially on ice or in the mud.
19. Who would you like to crack on to? Whomever started this thread.
20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Steve Irwin.
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? My neighbor, his wife is cute~!
22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean? Someone missed the Tim Tam and shot the horse instead.
23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? Fun?
24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly? Only with my Tim Tam and horse.
25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling? Dont these scenarios always start with someone saying, Hold my beer, Im gonna try something.
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2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Where do you wear a thong????On my feet
2. What is a “bloody little beauty”? Something good.
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? Pretend you're sick. Display your anger. Make a U-turn.
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." Christmas with the 'rents.
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? 'bout half a slab each, long as no one has too many bangers prior to departure or a UTI.
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? knockin'.
b) You're going home in the back of a ? police car.
c) Fair crack of the ? barbie.
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss. I've had enough and I can't be bothered.
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? No. No.
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? Yes. No. Yes.
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? No.
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? Minced beef, diced onions, herbs of your choosing, sometimes breadcrumbs, in a crust.
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. Bite off each end, put one end into your coffee and suck the coffee into the Tim Tam, then eat it before it goes too soggy and falls into your mug.
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? No. No.
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? No, I prefer my [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]fourex [/FONT]warm.
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? Depends, I always bring extra.
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? Beets.
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? Yes. Yes. No. No.
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? Of course.
19. Who would you like to crack on to? My wife.
20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Warnie.
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? No. Yes.
22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean? Give me the ketchup.
23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? Blue.
24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly? No.
25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling? kangaroo down.
1. Where do you wear a thong????On my feet
2. What is a “bloody little beauty”? Something good.
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? Pretend you're sick. Display your anger. Make a U-turn.
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." Christmas with the 'rents.
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? 'bout half a slab each, long as no one has too many bangers prior to departure or a UTI.
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? knockin'.
b) You're going home in the back of a ? police car.
c) Fair crack of the ? barbie.
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss. I've had enough and I can't be bothered.
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? No. No.
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? Yes. No. Yes.
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? No.
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? Minced beef, diced onions, herbs of your choosing, sometimes breadcrumbs, in a crust.
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. Bite off each end, put one end into your coffee and suck the coffee into the Tim Tam, then eat it before it goes too soggy and falls into your mug.
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? No. No.
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? No, I prefer my [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]fourex [/FONT]warm.
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? Depends, I always bring extra.
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? Beets.
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? Yes. Yes. No. No.
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? Of course.
19. Who would you like to crack on to? My wife.
20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Warnie.
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? No. Yes.
22. If i said "pass the dead horse" what do i mean? Give me the ketchup.
23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? Blue.
24. Will you eat Vegemite willingly? No.
25. Finish this Rolf song, "tie me ............ ....." and what was Rolf wobbling? kangaroo down.
... are you taking the mickey out of me, Almity?
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23. What do you call someone with Red Hair??? I would have said Ginger.
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