Singles?

[Orlando Eric]

Debby-- Here is my pre-pickup thinking.

1) Do you scuba dive?
If answer is no.. move on.

2) How do you feel about guns and the second amend?
IF answer negative move on.

3) DO you regularly attend a church.
If answer is yes bless them and move on.

4) Do you do any kind of illegal drugs?
If answer is yes move on.

5) Check how bright they are during the conversation. I do not have the pateince or time to explain crap to stupid people.. I do that all day long for work.

IF they pass those five it is down to having a good career and the size of their boobs divided by the size of their butt.

 

[Divergirl4U]

The size of the boobs devided by the size of her butt

That leaves me out :blinking: baby's got back :blinking: lol

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

1) Do you scuba dive?
If answer is no.. move on.

2) How do you feel about guns and the second amend?
IF answer negative move on.

3) DO you regularly attend a church.
If answer is yes bless them and move on.

4) Do you do any kind of illegal drugs?
If answer is yes move on.
5) Check how bright they are during the conversation. I do not have the pateince or time to explain crap to stupid people.. I do that all day long for work.

IF they pass those five it is down to having a good career and the size of their boobs divided by the size of their butt.

A geek you are not. Others please feel free to tweak the code.
{start}
Do you scuba dive?
If yes, go to next, else quit
How do you feel about guns and the second amend?
If yes, go to next, else quit
DO you regularly attend a church.
If no, go to next, else quit
Do you do any kind of illegal drugs?
If no, go to next, else quit.
Verify intelligence
If yes, go to next, else quit
Ratio boobs/butt
If >=36, go on date, else quit
{end}

 

[netmage]

Ratio boobs/butt
If >=36, go on date, else quit
{end}

Ratio career*boobs/butt
If >=42, go on date, else quit

 

[Divergirl4U]

how do you get 42?

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

how do you get 42?

Silly girl... The answer IS 42

 

[DebbyDiver]

Hee hee, y'all are so funny!

For me:
drugs = no
smoking = no
voted "yes" for Florida Amendment 2 = no

must love dogs, must be nice to cats

you don't have to be purty but you better be healthy and active!

must have good happy attitude, easy smile

poor anger management is a deal breaker

hair optional

must have teeth

looking like Brad Pitt adds bonus points, lol

 

[deepstops]

voted "yes" for Florida Amendment 2 = no

I couldn't believe that passed, even Dade and Broward voted over 50% yes.

 

[OneBrightGator]

The sad part is that most people voted for it based on fear and false claims. I was amazed at how many people didn't know that marriage was already constitutionally defined as being between a man and a woman 4 times. Regardless of your feelings on it, who wants more government involvement in our daily lives? If anything we should dissolve all of government's involvement in our relationships. Oh well.

My pre-date questionaire is nowhere as complicated as ya'lls.

 

[netmage]

The sad part is that most people voted for it based on fear and false claims. I was amazed at how many people didn't know that marriage was already constitutionally defined as being between a man and a woman 4 times. Regardless of your feelings on it, who wants more government involvement in our daily lives? If anything we should dissolve all of government's involvement in our relationships. Oh well.

My pre-date questionaire is nowhere as complicated as ya'lls.

#2 simply closed the possibility of a judicial loophole..