Oh I believe you. Just not for me. I've never jumped on the fitness tech bandwagon. I never wear a watch even though I have a very nice Breitling my wife bought me for our wedding. I'm just not a watch person. I also need the larger screen. But I do realize that I'm in the minority. I was asking to make sure there wasn't something about the appeal of the Garmin I was missing. I don't believe there is, it just doesn't match the requirements that are important to me.
In the minority, but not alone. I prefer the Petrel/Perdix "brick" form factor over a wristwatch style. As for wearable "fitness tech," I'm not interested in electronically monitoring anything about my body 24-7. My waistline and/or endurance tells me when I have not been exercising enough. On the occasions when I do wear a wristwatch, it's a Timex Ironman--cheap enough that I can just shrug it off and replace it if I accidentally smash it on something.