Scuba Pick-up Lines

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Firebrand

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I'm sure there is a similar post out there, but I was wondering what some of your favorite scuba pick-up lines are. (Remember this is a FAMILY friendly board)

"I'm studying to be a rescue diver! Wanna help me with my mouth-to-mouth technique?"
 
A few:

* Its hot in this drysuit - or is it just you?

* You've passed my Visual Inspection - where do you want this sticker?

* Steel, aluminum or me?

* I look pretty good next to Cbulla's avatar, huh?

* Neoprene, Latex or me?

* What are you, 32% or 36%?

* Wanna see my "O2 Face?"

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Ken
 
Is that a Moray in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me
 
I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears....I actually used this when I was younger...
 
that's one long hose you have there.
yes, and i know how to use it. :D
 

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