Scuba Pick-up Lines

[Firebrand]

I'm sure there is a similar post out there, but I was wondering what some of your favorite scuba pick-up lines are. (Remember this is a FAMILY friendly board)

"I'm studying to be a rescue diver! Wanna help me with my mouth-to-mouth technique?"

 

[Hemlon]

"Wow...your tank is HUGE!"

 

[Ishie]

"So... do you dive deep?"

 

[Mo2vation]

A few:

* Its hot in this drysuit - or is it just you?

* You've passed my Visual Inspection - where do you want this sticker?

* Steel, aluminum or me?

* I look pretty good next to Cbulla's avatar, huh?

* Neoprene, Latex or me?

* What are you, 32% or 36%?

* Wanna see my "O2 Face?"

---
Ken

 

[PhotoTJ]

I can stay down a long, long time.

 

[lotsofgadgets]

Is that a Moray in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me

 

[adurso]

I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears....I actually used this when I was younger...

 

[freediver]

soooo, do you hang out here at 15 feet very often?

 

[XJae]

that's one long hose you have there.
yes, and i know how to use it.

 

[MoonWrasse]

"Do you need a BCD with those"?