SueMermaid
Guest
Hi, my name is Marlin. I was very crabby today till I spotted you at 75'. Here, I got you this bouquet of flounders. Let's blow this clambake. Care to go decompress someplace? Your trapeze or mine? You carbonate my hormones.
Scuba Pick-up Lines
- Thread starter Firebrand
- Start date
Please register or login
Welcome to ScubaBoard, the world's largest scuba diving community. Registration is not required to read the forums, but we encourage you to join. Joining has its benefits and enables you to participate in the discussions.
Benefits of registering include
- Ability to post and comment on topics and discussions.
- A Free photo gallery to share your dive photos with the world.
- You can make this box go away
Wow. I bet you'd look great wearing nothing but rubber.
OP
Firebrand
Contributor
As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!
Yall don't have much luck with those lines do you?
matt_unique
Guest
Meant in the kindest way possible....this thread is stupid.
I say you just go for the reaction and say "I like to catch crabs".
I say you just go for the reaction and say "I like to catch crabs".
OP
Firebrand
Contributor
MikeFerrara:
That's kind of the point. I don't know anyone who HAS been successful using ANY pick-up lines.
Ishie
Guest
Before we start, I wanna check your equipment.
Will you help me with this zipper?
Will you help me with this zipper?
Similar threads
