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I know first aid and can perform the hind lick.
 
As used by one of my good friends:

That BC you rentes yesterday was very becoming, If i was on you i'd be **ming
 
What a nice pair of aqua lungs you have there!
 
You should perform a S..-drill before every dive!
 
yeah, baby, you know it, I can DIR. (don't mention GUE though, sounds like gooey unless you say each letter)
 
This very topic was covered in a recent copy of Australasia Divelog Magazine (Scuba Diving and the Single Female - It is ok to pick up underwater? January 2005) and there were some beauties in there! I picked out a few that made me laugh.....
* Can I go down with you?
* Do you believe that size doesnt matter only the expansion rate?
* Blow bubbles if you want to sleep with me!
* Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
*Thats a nice wetsuit....can I talk you out of it?

The author suggests having several lines pre-written on a multi page dive slate!

Has anyone out there actually ever picked up or been picked up while underwater? (the dive boat doesnt count!)
 
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