Scuba Pick-up Lines

[CALI68]

"would you like to help me deploy my long hose?"

 

[ScubaTwo]

wow. Things really are 25% bigger underwater!

 

[JustDiveIt]

Well that is all going to depend on how well you can handle a girl 'under pressure'!

Bar or PSI and at what depth???

 

[Mike Veitch]

you all need to be cave certified i think, tis best to be doing what you want to try underwater in an overhead environment...you need the leverage.

 

[ScubaFreak]

I don't need pick up lines...my snotty nose after i remove my mask does it all...

 

[Chad Carney]

Want to join the ten fathom club?

 

[limeyx]

you all need to be cave certified i think, tis best to be doing what you want to try underwater in an overhead environment...you need the leverage.

or nitrox so you can stay down longer

 

[MissyP]

The author suggests having several lines pre-written on a multi page dive slate!

Has anyone out there actually ever picked up or been picked up while underwater? (the dive boat doesnt count!)

I think I'd die laughing if someone ever came up to me underwater with a pick-up line written on a slate! :sigh:

 

[CaptSaaz]

I just like the fact that I can talk to some other divers girlfriend and use the word "penetration" and not get a black eye.

 

[Buoyant1]

HA! Good one!

I've always liked..."Hey, wanna get wet?"

Trust me....it's a PADI speciality course....you'll get a patch afterwards.