Scuba Limericks

[my1ocean]

Grand are your fingers on keys
your lymrics are fine, if you please.
Old poets would gasp
and curse to their last
if they had to pay internet fees!

:beret:

 

[wetrat]

Grand are your fingers on keys
your lymrics are fine, if you please.
Old poets would gasp
and curse to their last
if they had to pay internet fees!

:beret:

No doubt! Nice one.

 

[Kevfin]

For some diving is the perfect match
Ocean crabs they look at, hunt, or catch
For others fate shines a different light
they prefer the ladies of the night
the crabs they find,
make them itch and scratch

 

[dlndavid]

:lol:

 

[wetrat]

For some diving is the perfect match
Ocean crabs they look at, hunt, or catch
For others fate shines a different light
they prefer the ladies of the night
the crabs they find,
make them itch and scratch

A masterpiece!

 

[my1ocean]

You may be from the ilk of gloves and top hats
with grand persian rugs for your white persian cats.
Have you 5th avenue tastes and dollars for trends?
Perhaps West Point trained, prepared to the end.
You may have life pinned down with buckles and straps,
But when the ship starts sinking, you'll follow the RATZ!

I know... not a lymric.

 

[dlndavid]

There once was a diver named Rick.
He thought his wetsuit was quite trick.
Parading around the Puget Sound.
Down by the water, Rick could be found.

 

[Rick Inman]

A Very Sad Story...

There once was a diver named Dave,
Who the rescue team just couldn't save,
All his air had been drained,
'Cause he didn't get trained,
He just had to go into that cave.

 

[dlndavid]

:lol:

 

[jstuart1]

There once was a diver quite thrifty
he thought his cheep drysuit was nifty
when along came the squeeze
he fell upon his knees
and said man this is iffy