Scuba Limericks

[my1ocean]

You divers are strokes – no, you’re worse,
And you suffer an internet curse,
See, you never get wet,
Diving just on the net,
‘Cause you spend all your time writing verse!

Jealous are you of my flow
and how sardonically you bellow.
But a diver with wit
and who's mentally fit
will shame you above and below!

 

[jstuart1]

There once was a diver named Rick
He went on a liveaboard trip
As the boat leaned
his belly screamed
and over the side he was sick.

 

[wetrat]

There once was a shark from Helsinki
Who liked to eat snorkeler's pinkies
He swam up to a dude
Who was snorkeling nude
And helped himself to a large Twinkie

 

[wetrat]

There once was a diver named Inman
Whose heart was as cold as a tinman
He loathes internet divers
And drinks double screwdrivers
And flames them from Spokane to Finland

 

[my1ocean]

Nice!:lol:

 

[jstuart1]

There once was a shark from Helsinki
Who liked to eat snorkeler's pinkies
He swam up to a dude
Who was snorkeling nude
And helped himself to a large Twinkie

Oh My!!!:11: :lol:

 

[Rick Inman]

Jealous are you of my flow
and how sardonically you bellow.
But a diver with wit
and who's mentally fit
will shame you above and below!

There once was a diver named Rick
He went on a liveaboard trip
As the boat leaned
his belly screamed
and over the side he was sick.

There once was a diver named Inman
Whose heart was as cold as a tinman
He loathes internet divers
And drinks double screwdrivers
And flames them from Spokane to Finland

:yelclap:
Now you guys are just showing off! ("Tinman"...)

 

[wetrat]

:yelclap:
Now you guys are just showing off! ("Tinman"...)

Glad you are a sporting soul Rick. The board wouldn't be the same with you! :10:

 

[Kevfin]

Upon your forehead should you wear a mask
On ScubaBoard don’t you dare ask
Just think to yourself W-W-S-H-D
That answer will set you free
Doing What Sea Hunt Would Do is such a simple task

 

[jstuart1]

:yelclap:
Now you guys are just showing off! ("Tinman"...)

The diver named Rick
in my Limerick
was not Mr. Inman
just was a poor attempt at rhyman
Please accept my appology for the ick.