Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

You may be from the ilk of gloves and top hats
with grand persian rugs for your white persian cats.
Have you 5th avenue tastes and dollars for trends?
Perhaps West Point trained, prepared to the end.
You may have life pinned down with buckles and straps,
But when the ship starts sinking, you'll follow the RATZ!

I know... not a lymric.

Mr. my1ocean,

I shall cherish this poem for the rest of my life. Thank you. :crying2:

wetrat

 

[H2Andy]

But when the ship starts sinking, you'll follow the RATZ!

very nice!

although, when the ship starts sinking, them rats won't see me bail out i'll be so
long gone.

i sort of plan to "lead from the front" on this one.

 

[my1ocean]

Mr. my1ocean,

I shall cherish this poem for the rest of my life. Thank you. :crying2:

wetrat

It was a pleasure and thanks for starting this thread.

 

[itemize]

There once was a diver in need
of a stroke with a little more speed.
He wrote in his log
"learn to kick like a frog,
if you're ever going to succeed."

Now if I could only find a pool to practice in.

 

[Kevfin]

Split fins were used by an old bloke
he used a simple flutter kick stroke
for crying out loud
he'd create a silt cloud
I swear those fins are broke

 

[creamofwheat]

One day a diver went diving
Oh no! He had just been flying!
He was such a klutz!
The pressure change was nuts!
And so, he started crying.

**disclaimer: this is written at 1am after writing a really long paper for one of my university classes and my brain is mush!

 

[wetrat]

**disclaimer: this is written at 1am after writing a really long paper for one of my university classes and my brain is mush!

Excellent use of exclamatory phrases! Hope you get an A on your paper too. :05:

 

[wetrat]

There once was a diver named Ned
Who liked to wear swim fins to bed
He looked such a fright
While sleeping at night
No woman in the land could he wed

 

[jstuart1]

:lol:

 

[H2Andy]

hahaha... nice one rat

the art of the dive is quite deep
and when learning, the curve may be steep
just remember to breathe
in and out as you please
and from trouble your dives you will keep