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wetrat
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Nice job Andy and Kevfin! You guys are on a new level..... and thanks Kevfin. I enjoy your limericks immensely!:thumbs_up
John
John
mermaid8773
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There once was a diver named Fred
Who wore all of his gear to his bed.
The wife would come in
With the biggest *****ed grin
With the mask upon her forehead!
There once was a diver named Wayne
Who wanted to go insane.
Tried to narc on the bottom
But I went and got 'em
He's still crazy-my efforts in vain!
There once was a virgin named Sue,
And diving down she just wouldn't do.
So WetRat took her hand,
and put it in the sand
And said "But I promise I'll marry you!"
Who wore all of his gear to his bed.
The wife would come in
With the biggest *****ed grin
With the mask upon her forehead!
There once was a diver named Wayne
Who wanted to go insane.
Tried to narc on the bottom
But I went and got 'em
He's still crazy-my efforts in vain!
There once was a virgin named Sue,
And diving down she just wouldn't do.
So WetRat took her hand,
and put it in the sand
And said "But I promise I'll marry you!"
There was a young man from Berlin
who made an ascent with one fin
The jewfish that choked
with spring strap in throat
was doubtful he'd do that again!
who made an ascent with one fin
The jewfish that choked
with spring strap in throat
was doubtful he'd do that again!
mermaid8773
Contributor
Awesome!!!!!
There was a young girl from Tahiti
and diving she took her old sweetie.
He ran out air,
she had none she could spare,
and the relationship ended quite neatly.
Makes me want to have a Guiness!
and diving she took her old sweetie.
He ran out air,
she had none she could spare,
and the relationship ended quite neatly.
Makes me want to have a Guiness!
mermaid8773
Contributor
A diver named Alix loves beer,
Much to the chagrin of her dear.
Too much will she drink
And puke in the sink,
And then can't dive for a year!
Much to the chagrin of her dear.
Too much will she drink
And puke in the sink,
And then can't dive for a year!
mermaid8773
Contributor
Sometimes I crack myself up.
mermaid8773
Contributor
redhatmama:
You just HAD to say beer, didn't ya?
Big Hugs~
Alix
She's at post 69 :lol:
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