Dear Keys Invaders,
We're terribly sorry for the bit of bad weather we're having at the moment.
Due to some bad MicroSoft security update downloads ALL of our barometric
control monitoring systems have been experiencing difficulties, especially
with moisture propagation and ocean temperance. (blah blah blah)
If you could please dump your coffee in your keyboard,
then grab the back of your monitor, and scream out loud,
"AIGGGHHHHH!!!! The Heck with This, I'M HEADED FOR THE KEYS!!!!!"
all will be well very shortly.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Mother Nature, on behalf of he who is so very very big.
PS: please honor us with a spiritual imbibement of the Holy Rum Tote!