Oooooh! He can cook all the lion fish everybody kills! It tastes just like chicken.
I have a recipe that makes it taste just manatee!
Mmm. Manatee burgers. Is that what you're bringing to the party?
Mmmm, Florida Panther patties, manatee filets, bald eagle fritters, and Lionfish; all smoked over some fresh-cut mangrove wood. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.