Rec Diver:
For those of you that can not exceed 2 feet of clearnace from the water, I would suggest that you consider losing some of your extra weight before continuing to dive. Hell, I have seen whales clear more than that at the zoo.
First, whales are much more streamlined than ANY diver wearing gear or being butt-naked.
Secondly, have you ever felt a whale's or dolphin's skin? Much smoother than ours and not all the pores to increase surface friction.
Thirdly, how fast to you think whales and dolphins swim when they clear the water? They are not swimming along at the 5-10 mph (being very generous here) that you MIGHT attain with runaway ascent. Killer whales, the ones jumping at seaworld, have a max swim speed to about 30mph and dolphins have one of about 22mph. Both use about all of that, along with all the other benifits that they have such as a streamlined body, to clear the water.
Another thing, I am a new diver but still know a lot of information and a little bit of physics also.
A breach based on a runaway ascent will not let you clear the water due to common sense. A person swimming up with this purpose can possibly swim 3-5 miles an hour with fins. A person doing this would not have any gear on and be as streamlined as possible.
Herein lies the problem. A person on an uncontrolled ascent is ascending from air in somekind of device. Again, unless that device is a solid plastic hull that is shaped like a rocket and has an open bottom for air to escape it will expand. Being that the flotation devices most likely to be in question are either a BC or a drysuit here is the problem.
If your are on an uncontrolled ascent with a poor fitting drysuit (to get as much air as possible then you will notice that you don't ascend faster than your suit, or BC for that matter. Well, as the air in the suit expands one of two things is going to happen. First you suit or BC, if it starts as being filled all the way, will expand to the point of either exhausting air or splitting at a seam. The second thing that might happen, if the device is filled less than full capacity, the air will expand put it will also flatten out at the top. Your feet will not fill with more air and streamline you. Your suit will carry most of the air at the top and flatten along the topmost parts as you ascent. This is due to the friction of the water pressing down on your suit and the air bubble pushing up on your suit.
Remember, the air no longer reacts the same if it isn't floating free in the water, where it will maintain a round shape. In your suit on an uncontrolled ascent it will flatten at the top, to some degree, and increase drag.
I would say if you can sand down your skin, coat it with some kind of supermooth lubricant, ascend from 100 feet with no gear that you might clear the water if you can swim at 35mph or so to the surface at 2200fpm then you might have a chance of clearing to your waist or knees.
****By the way, did anybody every do the math on RecDiver's supposition?******
Here is the funny part.
100 feet in 10 seconds. That equals 600fpm which comes out to 36000 feet per hour. Now take that old standards 5280 feet per pile and divide to come up with a mind-bending 6.818181818...mph. Now I know the reason that the DPVs only go 3-5 MPH. If they went the magic speed of 6.8 they could rip you out of the water and put you back into the boat. Sorry recdiver, you couldn't jump as high as your head, in air, at 7mph. Nobody EVER cleared the water with their fins ascending 100 feet in 10 seconds.
To give you an idea of the difference. A whale or dolphin, only swimming 20mph, will ascend 1760 fpm or 30 feet per second. A person would have to ascend 880fpm to attain a speed of 10mph (100feet in 6.5 seconds), 1320fpm for 15mph (100feet in 4.5 seconds), and 1760fpm for 20mph (100feet in 2.4 seconds). None of which are fast enough to get a poorly streamlined, not meant for swimming in water, human, even halfway out of the water.