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[DivingPrincessE]

A little girl is playing in her front yard when she hears a load rumbling. She calls into the house, "Daddy, some guys on motorcycles are coming down the street!"
Her father calls back, "I think you should come in the house."
She looks back toward the bikers and again calls into the house, "Daddy, they’re riding Harley Davidsons!"
The father shouts back, "You’d better bring in the dog too!"

I don't get it...

 

[m3830431]

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey! Watch this...

 

[DivingPrincessE]

 

[m3830431]

I don't remember half the answers either.

 

[OceanObsessed]

These are hilarious! I especially like the last one

 

[m3830431]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

 

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http://staff.bath.ac.uk/ensdgg/Gallery/hazard.jpg

 

[DivingPrincessE]

http://staff.bath.ac.uk/ensdgg/Gallery/hazard.jpg

I like the common Ore.

 

[millersacre]

what do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the super bowl?


The Dallas Cowboys

 

[mike_s]