While you are joking, for some of us that is an issue. My wife cannot dive because of medical reasons, and while I have a brother that dives, he doesn't dive nearly as often as I do.
I have nothing against DIR, it sounds pretty good to me actually, but each dive seems to be an expedition. I love expeditions, whether diving or camping. However, sometimes I just want to get wet. I don't want to make an expedition out of the dive, I just want to float around and see some underwater life, maybe if I'm lucky meet some interesting new people on the boat.
While on vacation, unless my brother comes, I'll be diving with people I do not know, nor have the chance to evaluate them before hand. Hence, buddy reliance is not safe.
Since I've now chosen to dive the same gear for every dive, I now bring my pony even if I'm paired with a known competent buddy. It's simply safer. That way at safety stops, I can practice deployment and hand offs, and when I get stuck with a bad buddy, I don't have to watch my backup gas swim away like a like R. Kelly chasing after the Olsen twins.