Originally posted by roakey
I think the root problem here is you OMS folks don't understand what "simple" means.
No we don't... you guys own the stock on simple I guess. I must have missed the IPO. Now that STA... do you consider that simple??? No, by your definition that is just adding more complexity. But it serves a purpose, you say. So does my spreader plate. But, but, it doesn't fit into Rule #2! Well you got me there.
Please Pete, try to stick to truthful statements. I know exactly how it works.
Convoluted, complex, AND a liar. Dang there goes my self esteem again. Now the funny part is that there were several parts to Rule #2... and like you only disagree with one point??? You have never used a spreader plate (I know, 'cause this one is home made) so you aren't talking from EXPERIENCE. You have probably never seen one (I assume that others have been made), but you know precisely how it works. You are smarter than me... but you were already convinced of that!
Pointing out how ludicrous it is to make some contraption
Dang, I should have waited... Convoluted, Complex, a liar and NOW ludicrous. Have you ever thought of working on your social skills? Just a question... but then I remembered Rule #2... Since you don't use tact... IT MUST NOT BE NEEDED!
So now OMS, in addition to having twice as many bladders as a Halcyon wing, twice as many hoses as a Halcyon wing, twice as many power infaltors as a Halcyon wing, twice as many dump valves as a Hacyon wing and Bungees where the Halcyon has none, NOW we have a spreader plate where the Halcyon has none.
You say twice as many, I say redundant. Dang, I thought you guys liked redundancy... three lights, more than one tank... but wait... wait... you don't use a redundant bladder, so we can apply Rule #2... YOU DON'T NEED ONE... and you even get to criticize everyone who disagrees with you! Dang, I wish I could use "convoluted", "complex", "liar" and "ludicrous" in all of my posts... but I really DON'T believe in rule #2. I simply lack that type of arrogance to think that everyone else is stupid.
Yup, you may not like is but the word "convoluted" pretty well nails it.
The very simple plate or your (insert appropriate DIR approved adjective here) arguments? How on earth can you condemn something you have never seen? Or ever used? Whoa... I forgot Rule #2...
BTW, I really can see the value in attacking other ideas so relentlessly even when you contradict yourself. This was sorta fun! Ya gotta love Rule #2!!!