Oh please, 5 minutes!?! Doing minimum deco to get to the surface covers that. Besides, individual human body variance and o2 sensors are more than likely off more than your table reading would be on the above mentioned dives.
If you haven't already, it's worth taking a look at what a 10ftpm ascent from 1/2 depth does for you in deco software, anyone relying on +/-2% accuracy is asking to get bent.
I'm not sure...are you trying to make YOUR point or MINE?