New here, but approaching 100th, and it's almost my bday... should I go in my bday gear?!

[Bitman85]

Personally I don't care. However, if I'm on a dive boat with my daughter when she's 12 and some guy wants to dive naked on his 100th dive that day, it isn't going to happen.

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Yeah of course, hence why i mentioned in the original post that i want to be respectful of others. I dive with my 13 year old nephew and wouldn't want to subject him to that, so I'm sorta looking for an adults only place. There's a reason the nephew isn't invited on this trip!

 

[Jafo19D]

Search "fish bites penis".

Maybe attach the console to "it" to give some sort of protection

 

[Boarderguy]

Yeah of course, hence why i mentioned in the original post that i want to be respectful of others. I dive with my 13 year old nephew and wouldn't want to subject him to that, so I'm sorta looking for an adults only place. There's a reason the nephew isn't invited on this trip!

Both my kids (12 yr boy, 16 yr girl) know to knock loudly and wait before walking into my room. If it's near bed time or early am they can expect to see flesh if entering unannounced or uninvited.

 

[Jafo19D]

Don't listen to all this negativity... if that's something you'd like, go for it.

Some people overthink the human body.

Most of us on this site are Americans and Americab society is incredibly prudish.

 

[Jafo19D]

It's a stupid juvenile thing to do anywhere.

I'm not sure which moron came up with it or how it even remotely became a thing outside of a joke.

It shouldn't take anyone with half a brain to come up with several reasons why it's stupid.

Lighten up Francis

 

[Jafo19D]

A few weeks ago I told my gf about this and she was not amused. If I get in better shape for my 100th I'd definately consider it although I'd have to make adjustments. I keep my DSMB in my pocket and it's too big to stuff where some of you are thinking.

 

[Boarderguy]

A few weeks ago I told my gf about this and she was not amused. If I get in better shape for my 100th I'd definately consider it although I'd have to make adjustments. I keep my DSMB in my pocket and it's too big to stuff where some of you are thinking.

If certain populations can get a cell phone in there you can get an SMB. Just get a smaller SMB for emergency use and have your GF launch the DSMB.

 

[Chavodel8en]

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No matter how warm the water, you will experience severe shrinkage. George tried to warn us, but will we listen?

 

[divad]

Fish bites penis under water, won't let go out of water.

 

[Jafo19D]

Fish bites penis under water, won't let go out of water.

Wierd how some things remind you of off the wall stuff. This just reminded me of when I met Lorena Bobbit and I got into a fight with her bf. The dude got arrested by DC police and as they stuffed him in the car he yelled "you did this to me Lorena". That was the day a DC police officer started calling me Scrappy.