Ok I pop over to my Buddy Berts Tampa Adventure sports Dive shop
And apparently Bert and crew are off on a diving adventure, but Berts Son
Was watching the store and lucky him (the poor kid!) got the pleasure and the
Pain of helping me with my first wet suit.
We started off w/ a 2 piece and I tried on the jacket to a large and ohh boy,
No way I can only hold my arms out wide, cant move it obviously does not fit
Across my back and shoulders ok now we try an XL another 2 piece farmer john
And jacket ok sleeves are long, but it fits across my back and shoulders so I
Go into the back room to try it on since you have to step into it I take off my pants
Left my bike shorts on and stepped into it and then prayed that the open leg would
Fit and zip up around my right thigh ok I get it over the thigh and rent the suit the kid
Gives me a nice break to rent it for the week only charges me for ½ week since I need
It for my beach and boat dives next week also
Now I get home..And decide to make sure the entire thing fits right so Im down to a
Tank top and bike shorts .I step into the first leg..Ok not bad, gets over my calf, theres a zipper (I may need to leave it open but right now I dont care) I pull it up and step into
The next leg now this thing comes up, and there is a large bib like collar that fits over
My head which leaves the back of my neck covered as well and then Velcros in the front
Only problem is its too long so I feel like Im wearing a droopy diaper (ok so I imagine this is what a droopy diaper would feel like) and figure I could probably get someone
To grab my *** and pull it up for me (Never had a problem getting someone to grab my *** before) now I put on the shortie part step in and heres where you ladies would
Appreciate this I lay on the bed to zipper it up, you know like you zipper your jeans when they are brand new or fresh out of the dryer LOL I get it all zipped up and Im dripping w/ sweat and ready for a nap now how on earth do you have energy to go diving after st ruggling to put this thing on? Now wonder you pee in your suits who the heck wants to keep pulling this thing up and down! LOL
I also come to realize that more then likely when Ive gotten this extra chubb off Im
Going to have to get a custom made suit, the womans suits are not full enough in
The shoulders/back and the legs for me and the mens are too long but for now
This one is comfortable enough once its on I just feel like Ive got 6 inches between
Me and the crotch hmmmmmmmm never mind ..
All I can say is youre all nuts! LOL and I cant wait to join you all down under!
*smile*
And apparently Bert and crew are off on a diving adventure, but Berts Son
Was watching the store and lucky him (the poor kid!) got the pleasure and the
Pain of helping me with my first wet suit.
We started off w/ a 2 piece and I tried on the jacket to a large and ohh boy,
No way I can only hold my arms out wide, cant move it obviously does not fit
Across my back and shoulders ok now we try an XL another 2 piece farmer john
And jacket ok sleeves are long, but it fits across my back and shoulders so I
Go into the back room to try it on since you have to step into it I take off my pants
Left my bike shorts on and stepped into it and then prayed that the open leg would
Fit and zip up around my right thigh ok I get it over the thigh and rent the suit the kid
Gives me a nice break to rent it for the week only charges me for ½ week since I need
It for my beach and boat dives next week also
Now I get home..And decide to make sure the entire thing fits right so Im down to a
Tank top and bike shorts .I step into the first leg..Ok not bad, gets over my calf, theres a zipper (I may need to leave it open but right now I dont care) I pull it up and step into
The next leg now this thing comes up, and there is a large bib like collar that fits over
My head which leaves the back of my neck covered as well and then Velcros in the front
Only problem is its too long so I feel like Im wearing a droopy diaper (ok so I imagine this is what a droopy diaper would feel like) and figure I could probably get someone
To grab my *** and pull it up for me (Never had a problem getting someone to grab my *** before) now I put on the shortie part step in and heres where you ladies would
Appreciate this I lay on the bed to zipper it up, you know like you zipper your jeans when they are brand new or fresh out of the dryer LOL I get it all zipped up and Im dripping w/ sweat and ready for a nap now how on earth do you have energy to go diving after st ruggling to put this thing on? Now wonder you pee in your suits who the heck wants to keep pulling this thing up and down! LOL
I also come to realize that more then likely when Ive gotten this extra chubb off Im
Going to have to get a custom made suit, the womans suits are not full enough in
The shoulders/back and the legs for me and the mens are too long but for now
This one is comfortable enough once its on I just feel like Ive got 6 inches between
Me and the crotch hmmmmmmmm never mind ..
All I can say is youre all nuts! LOL and I cant wait to join you all down under!
*smile*