My Booty stinks.

[Scubakevdm]

Ahh yes, a little spackle in the crackle. If too much pressure builds up, better stand backle.

 

[Dive1Dennis]

Ahh yes, a little spackle in the crackle. If too much pressure builds up, better stand backle.

Oh, this thread is too hilarious.... Good thing I have resorted to reading this string at home. ROFLMAO at work is not a good thing:frlol:

 

[diversmarts]

When my booty stinks.

I clean it.

 

[fishb0y]

No matter what I do, my left booty stinks. I wash my booty, after every dive. I wash it then I shake it. I shake my booty up and down the dock. The people there are offended by my booty. When the see me shake it they look away and whisper. There's something wrong with me.

You know what, after reading all of this, I think that if life gives you a stinky booty... you have a stinky booty. You just have to live with it. Sorry pal.

 

[tiburon72157]

you must be a "lefty". through pre-determined genetic development and gravity, your booty juice must collect there. try poking a few holes in that booty, squeeze it tight a few times, and see if it drains then.

 

[JustinW]

Its a shame that your booty odor problem has worsened to the point that you now have a dry crack on your pasty while booty. I would sugest plugging up and sealing your crack with aquaseal, don't want liquids leaking out at inopportune times. Warhammer claims that bootyjuice attracts fish in a bad way and your stinky booty may pollute the water and reduce visibility. Please keep your smelly booty out of the water until you have "rectified" your problem. Consult a professional if home treatment does not work. PADI probably offers a specialty in taking care of booty stench.

 

[Ishie]

Just please take care of this problem yourself. It may seem like a good temporary solution to rent a booty, but this ALWAYS leads to problems, and you may just end up with someone else's stinky booty.

 

[Jorbar1551]

Just cut off the foot

 

[mislav]

LMAO! Hilarious thread, and I might say - quite confusing to a newbie on this board.

 

[diverjed]

MIght want to start sleeping with it. That way, you get used to it, and it no longer stenches.