DivesWithTurtles
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Kev, have you ever found corn in your booty?
My Booty stinks.
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DivesWithTurtles:
Only after I've been diving the outfall.
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Ishie:
Unlikely. Sadly It's been awhile since I've had anybody elses booty.
francousteau
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Forget the goo, forget the spackle;
That goes too far, for your little crackle;
For a booty as odorous as yours;
You must, you must open all the doors;
With an open passage and nice little breeze;
You very well might, get rid of that disease.
That goes too far, for your little crackle;
For a booty as odorous as yours;
You must, you must open all the doors;
With an open passage and nice little breeze;
You very well might, get rid of that disease.
Do you wipe your booty with your left or right hand? From the front or the back? Maybe you're using the wrong technique for maintaining an equally clean and hygienic booty. Maybe there's dead skin in the booty, or old hair. Decomposition is a definite booty stinking source. Havent heard about the right booty - how's that one doing?
I "smell" a new specialty course brewing - Effective Booty Cleaning (EBC)
I "smell" a new specialty course brewing - Effective Booty Cleaning (EBC)
billtodive
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All the major dive training orgs have ways to help you.
DIR-F Dank In Rear;Fresh Undies
SSI Seriously Stinky Issues
PADI Put A Drop In
NAUI Not Another Under Issue
GUE-Gentle Under Excrement clearing
If professional help is necessary, be glad you carry ...
DAN Dank Aperature Insurance.
Just remember, SB's are always here to help.
We may feel your pain, but, we don't want to feel your booty.
DIR-F Dank In Rear;Fresh Undies
SSI Seriously Stinky Issues
PADI Put A Drop In
NAUI Not Another Under Issue
GUE-Gentle Under Excrement clearing
If professional help is necessary, be glad you carry ...
DAN Dank Aperature Insurance.
Just remember, SB's are always here to help.
We may feel your pain, but, we don't want to feel your booty.
Slider2268
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or when all else fails just go find new booty
SeaHorseWoman
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This thread is very cute, but seriously, can neoprine be washed in a washing machine with detergent and a small amount of vinegar without ruining it? I do the underarms of my husbands shirts this way......
BarbaraSHW
BarbaraSHW
Ishie
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Personally, I NEVER put my booty in the washing machine. I'm pretty sure it invalidates my insurance. Why build up excessive wear and tear on your booty?
(I put neoprene in the bathtub with tepid water and sink-the-stink; washer beats it up, I would think)
(I put neoprene in the bathtub with tepid water and sink-the-stink; washer beats it up, I would think)
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