Moonie Kidnapped!

[goggles pizano]

If you can't blackmail your brother who can you blackmail?

 

[Missdirected]

If you can't blackmail your brother who can you blackmail?

Oh the love of family. :sappy:

 

[Missdirected]

I need a butt kissing picture to go to $75...

When can you be here?

Stockholm Syndrome...I'm not the detainee though.

WS, after Dennis and I have our pick of the gnomenappers you may slaughter the rest! We need lots of blood and pics, so keep that in mind. We shall prevail :kopfab: Oh WS, please save me the head - I want to put it atop my sword :arrr:

 

[SFLDiver]

As a show of good faith. Loonie has been released. His papa should expect his arrival tomorrow.

As for the other one. His fate is still to be determined.

Hehehehe .... you chicks just want the mango brownie recipe!

El Brownie Master is holding out for Moonie's safe return
before divulging his culinary secrets.

*-BURP-*

 

[Diver Dennis]

If you can't blackmail your brother who can you blackmail?

I know where you live... *sniff, sniff* Do I smell that new deck burning?

 

[ONESPEED]

Hehehehe .... you chicks just want the mango brownie recipe!

El Brownie Master is holding out for Moonie's safe return
before divulging his culinary secrets.

*-BURP-*

So was Loonie really returned or are the kidnappers taunting us?

 

[Diver Dennis]

When can you be here?

Stockholm Syndrome...I'm not the detainee though.

WS, after Dennis and I have our pick of the gnomenappers you may slaughter the rest! We need lots of blood and pics, so keep that in mind. We shall prevail :kopfab: Oh WS, please save me the head - I want to put it atop my sword :arrr:

It will be nice to have personal slaves Miss.

 

[SFLDiver]

Your payment for $25.00 USD to patahawkins@aol.com has been sent.
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Payment Details
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Amount: $25.00 USD
Transaction ID: 64243539W8(clip)
Subject: Moonie Ransom - Kimber Fund
Note: Get Well ASAP Kimber!


... and no sign of Loonie yet.
I imagine I'll get yet another one of the clipping-style notes
although I can't fathom how they'll do that in email.

Poor lil bugger!
Almost 6 days without his fix of Naughty Bits!
Perhaps his captors were too kind?

Hmmm, maybe he unleashed a big helpin' dose of Gnome-Foo
on their unsuspecting booty.

I imagine Ft.Laud Po-leece will pick up the staggering Loonie
smellin' fresh as a rose as he stumbles outta some massage parlour,
a ring on my cell after midnight, wouldn't be the first.

Y'know what they say about the size of a gnome's feet ....

 

[SoCalAngel]

Hey, San Clemente has been really warm and humid the past week. Surface temps are in the low to mid 70's, with some pockets around 80F The locals are calling it the "New Hawaii". Just think of all the money you'll save

:shakehead Yeah....well I am about 10-15 mi north of you, and the tropical weather is not making our shared ocean feel any warmer NOR tropical. It is still f*^%$*& freezing, at least below 30 ft. Oh, and low vis on top (or below) that....SO, OC does NOT qualify as tropical to me... sorry.

I'll still drop anything to get to tropical WATERS...:blinking:

 

[almitywife]

Rig $25
DB $25
Joy $25
Almity $25
Howard $25
Onespeed $25
Ffestpirate $25
Scuba Jennifer $25
SFLDiver $25

$250.00 payment confirmed! did i miss anyone??? please let us know when you make your payment so you can be added to the list.... we gotta get Moonie back and the kidnappers demanded at least $500 i think and Tim Tams but when i get the address im going to send Wayward instead