Just curious, but why, women? Why?

[TSandM]

That does it. I need to send Peter off to the Marines.

 

[Cacia]

dennis, they have little targets for boys like him....p-targets, with bull's eyes. For little boys. We should get some for herb-superb.

yea, Lynne, I am telling you...had I known twenty years ago, the USMC is a happy hunting ground. ... But Peter keeps you loose. I laugh thinking about him resisting that long hose.

 

[TheRedHead]

I think Dave's problems stem from Things 1, 2, and 3. And perhaps his ex-wife. Very understandable.

 

[TheRedHead]

That does it. I need to send Peter off to the Marines.

:huh:

 

[Diver Dennis]

dennis, they have little targets for boys like him....p-targets, with bull's eyes. For little boys. We should get some for herb-superb.

yea, Lynne, I am telling you...had I known twenty years ago, the USMC is a happy hunting ground. ... But Peter keeps you loose. I laugh thinking about him resisting that long hose.

Targets? The things they have for kids these days. I feel so deprived...

 

[Walter]

It's rarely the aim that makes a mess, it's the ricochet. Forget targets, install splash guards.

 

[Diver Dennis]

Hey, that's a great idea Walter. Pee Guard. I can see the infomercial now...

 

[TheRedHead]

Dennis, will get rich with a pee-guard! Every woman in America would buy one.

 

[Cacia]

ohhh, that explains sooo much, walter.

now about my name in the snow....

 

[dherbman]

herbman, do you have control issues, or something dark in your past?

We can talk about that later. Right now, I have to go clean the bathroom.