You can be serious about it, right?So, you must throw away your drysuit's OPV.
Waiting until the OPV decides to dump a random amount of gas from a very full & buoyant drysuit seems like a way to have a very rocky BO ascent.
Buoyancy control is a proactive action, it is a lot like reefing sails, braking before entering a corner, covering your mouth before sneezing, or pulling down your pants before pooping. You do all those things before the main act.
The example of uncontrolled ascend due to a stuck OPV says a lot more about the diver's skills and the pre-dive procedure than about rebreather design.