ITT: WE poorly describe movies we love

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morgan84

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ITT: We poorly descibe the story of a movie we have seen, but we leave the title out so that the reader can try to guess what movie it is. Ill start with a classic,


This movie is about a man that meets himself on a plane and he tells himself that he makes soap. Then his house explode and he fights himself. He like it so much that he lets others try it too. Then he meets a scary looking girl and moves in to an old house with himself. When he realize that he is going to bomb the city with soap, he regrets it and shoots himself in the head, but since he has fought so much he survives. The end.
 
Fight Club

A bunch of guys go to Marine boot camp and get yelled at by a drill instructor who gives them funny names. One recruit constantly screws up and is picked on by the instructor and his course mates throughout the training. This movie made the rhyme "This is my Rifle this is my gun" famous. The picked on private kills his instructor and himself in a washroom, and everyone else goes to Vietnam. Fighting and other badness insues, caracters die and the movie ends.
 
A guy gets chased out of his office and he talks on the phone. Then he meets a black guy and he chooses to swallow one of his pills, and he wakes up with cables attached to his body, and he has no hair. A claw lifts him into an aircraft and he eats some white stuff that maybe tastes like chicken. Then he learns different things, and in one program he cant jump all the way and he is not the one. Then he meets an old woman who bakes cookies and confirms he is not the one, and that he shouldnt worry about the vase. Some time goes by and then he yells "they are in the walls!". After he gets shot he realizes that he can stop bullets now and he actually was the one after all. Then he jumps into a program and binary code flies everywhere.

That pretty much sums up that movie :D
 
The Matrix

A baby boy is left on his family's doorstep. He is to live with them and sleep in a cupboard till tons of letters show up for him and fill up the entire home. They leave to an island in the ocean where a giant-like guy shows up and knocks down the door proceeds to tell the boy he is a wizard. He soon meets his stuttering professor, a bunch of red-heads, and learns he is famous. Later on he runs into a wall and is at the school's train-station. He gets to the school and learns spells, flies on a broomstick, sees a two-headed man, and gets a stone from a mirror. Prevents a dark lord from getting the elixir of life by getting the stone.
 
Fight Club

A bunch of guys go to Marine boot camp and get yelled at by a drill instructor who gives them funny names. One recruit constantly screws up and is picked on by the instructor and his course mates throughout the training. This movie made the rhyme "This is my Rifle this is my gun" famous. The picked on private kills his instructor and himself in a washroom, and everyone else goes to Vietnam. Fighting and other badness insues, caracters die and the movie ends.

Full Metal Jacket

This girl's vehicle gets broke into, the attacker is looking for something, but she hides what he is looking for. A teenage boy finds what she hid in somethings his uncle bought while cleaning them up. He finds the name of a previous owner and returns it. While talking to the owner he discovers his uncle lied about his father. The people looking for the hidden thing kill some people. The boy goes off with the guy to return the girls stuff. They find the girl and hook up with another guy and his dog. The girl was kidnapped, and they resued her. The guy died. The girl takes the boy to her friends. The boy helps them get back at her kidnapper.
 
The Matrix

A baby boy is left on his family's doorstep. He is to live with them and sleep in a cupboard till tons of letters show up for him and fill up the entire home. They leave to an island in the ocean where a giant-like guy shows up and knocks down the door proceeds to tell the boy he is a wizard. He soon meets his stuttering professor, a bunch of red-heads, and learns he is famous. Later on he runs into a wall and is at the school's train-station. He gets to the school and learns spells, flies on a broomstick, sees a two-headed man, and gets a stone from a mirror. Prevents a dark lord from getting the elixir of life by getting the stone.

The first harry potter movie
 
Full Metal Jacket

This girl's vehicle gets broke into, the attacker is looking for something, but she hides what he is looking for. A teenage boy finds what she hid in somethings his uncle bought while cleaning them up. He finds the name of a previous owner and returns it. While talking to the owner he discovers his uncle lied about his father. The people looking for the hidden thing kill some people. The boy goes off with the guy to return the girls stuff. They find the girl and hook up with another guy and his dog. The girl was kidnapped, and they resued her. The guy died. The girl takes the boy to her friends. The boy helps them get back at her kidnapper.


lol! you completely lost me with this one hahaha well done sir
 
Full Metal Jacket

This girl's vehicle gets broke into, the attacker is looking for something, but she hides what he is looking for. A teenage boy finds what she hid in somethings his uncle bought while cleaning them up. He finds the name of a previous owner and returns it. While talking to the owner he discovers his uncle lied about his father. The people looking for the hidden thing kill some people. The boy goes off with the guy to return the girls stuff. They find the girl and hook up with another guy and his dog. The girl was kidnapped, and they resued her. The guy died. The girl takes the boy to her friends. The boy helps them get back at her kidnapper.

Star Wars IV.
 
haha starwars, yes ofc!

Alright, here is another review:

This movie is about a boy who wants to fight, but his father say no. Then he throws some rocks with his friend and suddenly his father and brother is killed in combat. His uncle adopts him and they go traveling all over the place and the boy turns into a man and now he knows most languages in europe. He comes back to his old town and finds a girl that he gave a flower to back in the days. She is impressed with the man, and they run into the woods. Suddenly a Lord comes and kills her and the man gets upset. He kill alot of soldiers and the king wants him dead, so the king throws a guy out of a window. Noone laughes. Some guys then meet at a field and they disagree on some stuff, and they fight. The man then gets tortured and he talks about being free before he dies. The end.
 

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