ITT: WE poorly describe movies we love

[CenTexDivin]

Braveheart?

Here's one:

A bunch of guys are in prison and another guy lets them out if they'll work for him. He makes them build their own training camp so they can prepare for a special task that the guy has been ordered to do. They prove their preparedness for the task by capturing the leader of the small red army. Afterwards they use donald duck to map out their plan before parachuting into a battle with a bunch of unaware enemy officers. Most of the dudes get killed but not before blowing up a big mansion.

 

[Pearldiver07]

Braveheart?

Here's one:

A bunch of guys are in prison and another guy lets them out if they'll work for him. He makes them build their own training camp so they can prepare for a special task that the guy has been ordered to do. They prove their preparedness for the task by capturing the leader of the small red army. Afterwards they use donald duck to map out their plan before parachuting into a battle with a bunch of unaware enemy officers. Most of the dudes get killed but not before blowing up a big mansion.

Dirty Dozen

A newly married couple go for a drive and break down. They go to a house for help and meet lots of people they assume are foreign. They get to know the landlord really (really!) well and also get to see what the landlord made. They also find out during dinner that the landlord has killed an old friend. The landlord eventually gets killed by some of those who came from the same place he did. And oh yes, lots of creative dress and dance in there too.

 

[msbrew]

Dirty Dozen

A newly married couple go for a drive and break down. They go to a house for help and meet lots of people they assume are foreign. They get to know the landlord really (really!) well and also get to see what the landlord made. They also find out during dinner that the landlord has killed an old friend. The landlord eventually gets killed by some of those who came from the same place he did. And oh yes, lots of creative dress and dance in there too.

Rocky Horror Picture Show

A car dealer in Minnesota hires a couple of inept crooks to kidnap his wife and is eventually caught by a pregnant sheriff.

 

[Abidon]

Fargo

A yound man and his buddies like geting wasted on milk, and going out on the town to create mischeif & mayhem. However, playtime is over when the man ends up killing a woman with her own oversized sex toy. The young man goes to prison, but volunteers for a government experiment in exchange for early parole. He's brainwashed into beleiving that violence in not cool, German composers make nauseating sounds, and that girls have cooties. After he's paroled, he's shunned by friends and family and imprisoned in the house of a family he once harassed. He fails a suicide attempt by jumping out a window, and ends up in the hostpital. In the hospital, he's happy to realize that, once again, violence is cool, German composers make great music, and women do not have cooties.

 

[Sas]

A Clockwork Orange.

A young boy with a gimpy arm runs away from school due to a dare from his friends and is then captured by a person in the medical profession for his niece. His dad freaks out and goes on a long trip to rescue him and has many adventures along the way with a forgetful friend. He gets discouraged and starts to head home when he is reunited with his son who has escaped from his capturer's evil niece through the help of a few fellow prisoners. Everyone lives happily ever after pretty much

 

[sandmanz32]

Finding Nemo

Someone breaks into this guys house and he kills one of them. He goes to jail for a few years. His brother starts hanging out with his friends while he is in jail. He gets out of jail and his brother has gotten in trouble in school. He doesn't like that his brother was hanging out with his old friends and gets into a few fights about it. He tells he brother about what all happened to him while he was in jail and it changes his brothers ways. Some bad things still happen to his brother.

 

[Sas]

Finding Nemo

Someone breaks into this guys house and he kills one of them. He goes to jail for a few years. His brother starts hanging out with his friends while he is in jail. He gets out of jail and his brother has gotten in trouble in school. He doesn't like that his brother was hanging out with his old friends and gets into a few fights about it. He tells he brother about what all happened to him while he was in jail and it changes his brothers ways. Some bad things still happen to his brother.

American History X.

Still trying to think of another movie to write up myself, not so good at that part

Edit: Ok here's one: A ship gets lost without a trace but is discovered seven years later. Another ship is sent out to investigate it. They discover the original ship was to test a secret government project, but that this project went badly and wrecked the ship. Someone tinkers with the project themselves and ruins the investigation ship pretty much. Whilst they try to fix their own ship lots of things go wrong and people start to die or go crazy. A few people manage to escape and are eventually rescued.

 

[Rhone Man]

This movie is about a boy who wants to fight, but his father say no. Then he throws some rocks with his friend and suddenly his father and brother is killed in combat. His uncle adopts him and they go traveling all over the place and the boy turns into a man and now he knows most languages in europe. He comes back to his old town and finds a girl that he gave a flower to back in the days. She is impressed with the man, and they run into the woods. Suddenly a Lord comes and kills her and the man gets upset. He kill alot of soldiers and the king wants him dead, so the king throws a guy out of a window. Noone laughes. Some guys then meet at a field and they disagree on some stuff, and they fight. The man then gets tortured and he talks about being free before he dies. The end.

Braveheart.

There is a boat in this movie. And it sinks.

 

[Sas]

There is a boat in this movie. And it sinks.

Poseidon?

 

[sandmanz32]

American History X.

Still trying to think of another movie to write up myself, not so good at that part

Edit: Ok here's one: A ship gets lost without a trace but is discovered seven years later. Another ship is sent out to investigate it. They discover the original ship was to test a secret government project, but that this project went badly and wrecked the ship. Someone tinkers with the project themselves and ruins the investigation ship pretty much. Whilst they try to fix their own ship lots of things go wrong and people start to die or go crazy. A few people manage to escape and are eventually rescued.

Virus? I think.

I have to think for a while about another one lol!