I'm curious, have you ever taken a GUE class?
I understand that some GUE divers, probably mostly newer fresh out of fundies and especially on the internet, give the impression that they 'know it all' and uncritically follow the holy script of GUE and think all others to be heretics, yadda yadda. I'm not trying to discredit that those divers exist or that some people might have bad experiences with them.
However, my experience is quite different. Almost without fail, the GUE divers I've met are friendly, open minded, non-dogmatic, pragmatic and just fun people to dive with. They're not uptight, judgemental or sticklers for strict procedures. Actually the more experienced they are, and the instructors, seem to be the most open minded, relaxed, knowledgeable and practical.
Yes there are some standards that are upheld, but they are open to discussing them, very clear on why they dive the way they do, and have a lot of experience of serious dives with a rationale for why the standards make their dives easier, more enjoyable and safer.
I dive regularly with both GUE divers and divers from other agencies, and I don't mind, as long as I can trust them and they are competent at the level we dive.
Actually I hear a lot more negative things about GUE, similar to what you describe, from non-GUE divers than I hear negative things about other agencies from GUE divers. So I'm wondering how much is based on actual experiences and how much is just talk...