Here's the thing: I'm scatterbrained. I just am.
Not necessarily when I'm nervous, but if I'm rushed or just ... being me, I WILL forget something.
So I'm always forgetting something. Not even necessarily tangible stuff (see below for examples.) . And if I didn't actually forget something, I'm always worried that I forgot something.
When I get ready to dive, the same stuff happens but because I'm so aware of being scatterbrained that I'm OVERLY scatterbrained. As in:
1.)
ME: "Oh crap, I forgot to put my sunscreen on."
[----moving to front of boat getting in everyone's way---]
ME: "Scuze me. Sorry. Hi, could I just squeeze by? So sorry- could you pass me that bag? Yes that's the one. Thanks so much. Sorry about that"
[---puts on sunscreen, goes back to stern---]
ME: " Sorry. Just making my way back.. Last time.. so sorry, thanks, 'scuze... thanks"
[----sits down---]
ME: "Oh crap, I forgot my defog in my bag."
[repeat with 5 or 6 more items]
2.) "WAIT, DID I BRING MY FINS? OH MY GOD WHERE ARE MY FINS I TOTALLY FORGOT MY FINS I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DI-- oh. there they are. " [repeat with 5 or 6 more items]
3.) "Ugh. URRRRRRgh... Oh man, my first stage knob is stuck. I'm gonna have to ask someone to help me. Why can I never get cylinders open? I've really got to work on my wrist stren-- oh.. wait.. you turn it the other way" [repeat when trying to put on first stage]
4.) [while analyzing Nitrox, after figuring out which direction to turn the air on] "Wait, did I check the analyzer first? Oh ****, I didn't. Let me redo it. Okay, wait where's the cylinder number? I can't find it. Is this it? Oh jesus- everyone's looking at me. Oh my god, I'm making a fool of myself. Should I ask someone? I'm gonna have to ask someone and look stupid. Ugh."
And so on and so on.
None of this makes for a relaxing boat ride. Funny thing is that as soon as I'm in the water it's just like "aaahhhhhhhhhh. Finally. Calm."
So a checklist helps me but I'd need a 10 pager. Mnemonics help too, [Bruce Willis Ruins All Films, etc]. I even make my own. For instance, so that I don't get my heart rate going once it's my turn to enter, I remember RICO. Regulator in mouth, Inflate my BCD partially, Clear - as in make sure the area is clear before you enter, and OK, as in signal you're ok. But I'd need a dictionary full of them for everything.
I know this just comes with experience (but so does the over-confidence that leads to things like forgetting sneakers for a marathon.) . Does anyone have a system they use to make sure they don't leave the house without their mask or stand on the boat saying "hang on! Almost ready!" as you desperately try to turn your air on? I also realize this is due to the insecurity of being a new diver and not wanting to ruin anyone else's dive.
I've seen "packing checklists" but that's just for packing for vacation. Doesn't help for once you're at the dive center and on the boat.
My friend once described a girl who suffered from this same thing perfectly: "She's so afraid of making a mistake that she does nothing but."
Sorry so long!
Not necessarily when I'm nervous, but if I'm rushed or just ... being me, I WILL forget something.
- I have forgotten to pack underwear for a 10 day vacation.
- Forgot to bring transfer cables for my camera at a 9 day photo workshop
- I forgot to pack my sneakers for a frigging marathon.
So I'm always forgetting something. Not even necessarily tangible stuff (see below for examples.) . And if I didn't actually forget something, I'm always worried that I forgot something.
When I get ready to dive, the same stuff happens but because I'm so aware of being scatterbrained that I'm OVERLY scatterbrained. As in:
1.)
ME: "Oh crap, I forgot to put my sunscreen on."
[----moving to front of boat getting in everyone's way---]
ME: "Scuze me. Sorry. Hi, could I just squeeze by? So sorry- could you pass me that bag? Yes that's the one. Thanks so much. Sorry about that"
[---puts on sunscreen, goes back to stern---]
ME: " Sorry. Just making my way back.. Last time.. so sorry, thanks, 'scuze... thanks"
[----sits down---]
ME: "Oh crap, I forgot my defog in my bag."
[repeat with 5 or 6 more items]
2.) "WAIT, DID I BRING MY FINS? OH MY GOD WHERE ARE MY FINS I TOTALLY FORGOT MY FINS I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DI-- oh. there they are. " [repeat with 5 or 6 more items]
3.) "Ugh. URRRRRRgh... Oh man, my first stage knob is stuck. I'm gonna have to ask someone to help me. Why can I never get cylinders open? I've really got to work on my wrist stren-- oh.. wait.. you turn it the other way" [repeat when trying to put on first stage]
4.) [while analyzing Nitrox, after figuring out which direction to turn the air on] "Wait, did I check the analyzer first? Oh ****, I didn't. Let me redo it. Okay, wait where's the cylinder number? I can't find it. Is this it? Oh jesus- everyone's looking at me. Oh my god, I'm making a fool of myself. Should I ask someone? I'm gonna have to ask someone and look stupid. Ugh."
And so on and so on.
None of this makes for a relaxing boat ride. Funny thing is that as soon as I'm in the water it's just like "aaahhhhhhhhhh. Finally. Calm."
So a checklist helps me but I'd need a 10 pager. Mnemonics help too, [Bruce Willis Ruins All Films, etc]. I even make my own. For instance, so that I don't get my heart rate going once it's my turn to enter, I remember RICO. Regulator in mouth, Inflate my BCD partially, Clear - as in make sure the area is clear before you enter, and OK, as in signal you're ok. But I'd need a dictionary full of them for everything.
I know this just comes with experience (but so does the over-confidence that leads to things like forgetting sneakers for a marathon.) . Does anyone have a system they use to make sure they don't leave the house without their mask or stand on the boat saying "hang on! Almost ready!" as you desperately try to turn your air on? I also realize this is due to the insecurity of being a new diver and not wanting to ruin anyone else's dive.
I've seen "packing checklists" but that's just for packing for vacation. Doesn't help for once you're at the dive center and on the boat.
My friend once described a girl who suffered from this same thing perfectly: "She's so afraid of making a mistake that she does nothing but."
Sorry so long!
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