Swimming pool, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the effort of putting all our crap on, then jumping into a swimming pool
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
driving to the swimming pool carrying your stuff into the swimming pool and jumping in, said swimming pool
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
unless you are a board certified carded swimming pool technician ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
or the grass filled lake, snagged up river or stinking quarry is frozen ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
with all the legitimate swimming pool people, that don't want you anywhere near the place
with all your junk, splashing and swimming and wondering what is wrong with that diver dude
and all that chlorine ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!