fisherdvm:Actually I am not a real doctor, I just play one on TV. Don't you understand sarcasm once in a while?
Honestly - no one has answered my question yet:
If you obey the dive table and dive conservatively under the recommended maximum bottom time - can you still get DCS?
If you can't get DCS - then the injury here we are concerned about is air embolism - right...????
You absolutely, 100% can. Dive tables are a statistical comprimise. "Stay under for less than xx minutes to reduce your likelihood of DCS to 1 in 1,000,000" would be a guesstimate at the kind of numbers we are talking about. It's absolutely possible and happens a fair bit. They're generally referred to as "undeserved hits" but can be made more likely by things like fast ascents.
If embolism were the only thing to worry about, everyone would scream and kick up like mad whenever they got to the ascent line