How many lawyers do we have on the board?

[TCDiver1]

Lawman once bubbled...
Everybody contributes to the fund.

As for engineers women, as in

"Hey you guys, where's the girls?"

"We're the girls!"

You can just fugetaboudet.....

That's not what Neil told me your firm name was. He told me it was: Dewey - Cheatum and Howe ....... nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

Ps: You heard about the women at Tech eh?

 

[Lawman]

for reported cases involving diving
in Michigan. No hits. Does anyone
else have any reported diving cases
Fed or State?

 

[tinman]

Of course, there will need to be a separate forum for "Stella Lawyers". http://www.stellaawards.com/

Maybe someone can explain why this foolishness flourishes in warmer climates... is it the heat?

Have you heard? Sounds like contingency fee litigation is seeping North of the border. I guess we have Global warming to thank for that - if only tropical temp water could come with it. Time for a career change, great growth potential I imagine in the litigation biz.

Now I've done it, goaded a gaggle of lawyers. ...

(BTW, this was composed by a unknown computer hacker who should be pursued to the full force of the law...puisque je ne parle que le francais!)

 

[Lawman]

gedunk once bubbled...
That's not what Neil told me your firm name was. He told me it was: Dewey - Cheatum and Howe ....... nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

Ps: You heard about the women at Tech eh?

TECH HAS WOMEN??????

 

[Lawman]

tinman once bubbled...
Of course, there will need to be a separate forum for "Stella Lawyers". http://www.stellaawards.com/

What a great website! I registered and gave them
my Visa and MasterCard numbers just like they asked.

They guarentee that if I'm not completely satisfied
they won't charge anything on my accounts.

 

[Lawman]

Have you heard? Sounds like contingency fee litigation is seeping North of the border. I guess we have Global warming to thank for that - if only tropic temp water could come with it. Time for a career change, great growth potential I imagine in the litigation biz.

Now I've done it, goaded a gaggle of lawyers. ... [/B][/QUOTE]

COMPLAINING OF DEFENDANT "Tinman" and say that on or about January 10, 2003 said defendant did insult, defame, and
hold up to redicule Plaintiffs [hereinafter ATTORNEYS] and did
cause said"Attorneys" severe emotional distress, trauma, outrage
and did intentionally inflict said emotional distress willfully,
wantonly and with malicious intent.

Wherefore, Plaintiffs pray the court award them the sum
of $10,000,000.00 plus interest and costs.

Soprano & Walnuts, Attorneys for Plaintiffs

 

[DivePartner1]

Lawman once bubbled...
for reported cases involving diving
in Michigan. No hits. Does anyone
else have any reported diving cases
Fed or State?

You might try a search of dockets referenced to any of the major dive agencies via PACER or the state and federal docket search features of LEXIS. Of course no good can come from this . . .

 

[TCDiver1]

Lawman once bubbled...



TECH HAS WOMEN??????

Yes they do and you should be afraid, very, very afraid ...... we always were!hno:

 

[Northeastwrecks]

Lawman once bubbled...
COMPLAINING OF DEFENDANT "Tinman" and say that on or about January 10, 2003 said defendant did insult, defame, and
hold up to redicule Plaintiffs [hereinafter ATTORNEYS] and did
cause said"Attorneys" severe emotional distress, trauma, outrage
and did intentionally inflict said emotional distress willfully,
wantonly and with malicious intent.

Wherefore, Plaintiffs pray the court award them the sum
of $10,000,000.00 plus interest and costs.

Soprano & Walnuts, Attorneys for Plaintiffs

Attention Plaintiffs,

I've the got the PJR (attachment on dive gear, reach and apply on vacation reservations) ready to rock. Ya up for it?

 

[AzAtty]

Ooohhh...interesting:

Did a search using the ALLFEDS database in Westlaw. Search term was "PADI". Got 13 hits. Here are a couple.

Nova Designs, Inc. v. Scuba Retailer's Association 202 F.3d 1088 (9th Cir. 2000). Anti-trust case in which PADI was involved where the plaintiff claimed a conspiracy to deny him access to scuba gear market.

Olivelli v. Sappo Corp., Inc. 225 F.Supp.2d 109 (D. Puerto Rico 2002). Wrongful death case involving a PADI waiver. The Court held that admiralty law, not substantive law of Puerto Rico, governed a claims arising out of an off-shore boat dive. And the best part for the instructors: Liability release and express assumption of risk executed in connection with scuba diving lessons was valid and precluded dive instructor and his employer from being held liable for death of pupil due to air embolism; waiver was not ambiguous, did not violate public policy served by the application of general maritime law, and was not a contract of adhesion.