How many lawyers do we have on the board?

[Coyote]

:bonk: I'm not a lawyer but I play one on TV. :crazyeyes:

Coyote
:stupid:

 

[Lawman]

I'm ready to testify!;-0

 

[scuba_katt]

that I used to want to be a lawyer.

Then I dated some lawyers and worked as a para-legal for 5 years in several "big city lawfirms" ... and realised I didn't like them!!:bonk:

Marine Sci was the way to go!

 

[Lawman]

til I cleaned my first bucket of perch.

 

[scuba_katt]

I'll rate that, Lawman!

 

[Welshman]

until my father explained how much moolah the lawyers made so 25 years ago I was called to the Bar, although I only practiced briefly and have since been in thrall to the accountants. However, my old man was right: tax law does pay well!!

regards

 

[clive francis]

Lawman once bubbled...
since you're almost a Dad we'll
just assume you are under great
stress and don't mean what you
say about lawyers. You know that
deep down you love us!

yeah, my lawyer did me good with my car accident, but it was the other sides insurance company and the appointed lawyers that were dicking around.

i had a joke but can't find it now about a lawyer going to heaven, and god being surprised as he never gets any...talks to the devil about it and i forget the rest, but it was funny, and sent it to my lawyer who thought it was amusing

 

[WJL]

That was a probably the best lawyer joke i've ever heard! You must be a scream at parties!