How many lawyers do we have on the board?

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Our hearts are pure? Doesn't Michigan require you to undergo the mandatory heart removal surgery when you're admitted to the bar?

Oh, and while you're making a list of chattels over which we intend to exercise dominion and control, make sure you include bank accounts, negotiable instruments, letters of credit, bearer bonds, securities of any nature and kind...maybe we should just serve asset subpoenas before we take over. Taking their diving equipment and women doesn't do much good unless we can bankroll the trips to the Caribbean.
 
said the Old Sailor. "I like the cut of that lads jib!"
 
The way I see it we don't have to fight. We hack, take control by remote or just plain lock people out form using equipment and leave end users useless and begging for help thereby nullifying any actions they could or want to take. In a world dependent on machines and computers the engineers are the ones who make the world run. Remember the Y2K bug?

Geek
 
Slick as a New York lawyer I am.
 
got that spelling right.
That's G-e-e-k D-i-v-e-r, right?
I hate mispel a Defendants name.:D
 
Lawman once bubbled...
Then we take over. One lawyer can
outfight 5 engineers. We are strong
for our hearts are pure!

We'll seize their dive equiptment and
have their women! :nixon:

I'm an engineer AND a lawyer.

AzAtty: Can they spell Prejudgment Attachment? Sure they can!!!

Don't forget real estate attachments. We'll need someplace to store the equipment.
 
How many lawyers do we have?

In a small town that I know says that one is enough. Have two and they start giving each other business.

Gee Lawman, ex-armour (very good) and lawyer (eeugh!) - please tell me that you are a beer drinker to swing it back to the plus side!:)
 
I'm dry as a bone! Gave up alcohol years
ago. That's why my mind is keen and my
soul unemcumbered with doubt!:D
 
Arrrrrgh! Tie the scurvy dog to the yardarm!:shark:
 

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