Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

ROFL!!

Ok so my first response would have been awesome but I've recently been asked not to go there . . . so instead, here is a less then awesome corrupt:

Granted instead BR is interested in oranges and mangos.

Wish somebody, anybody was interested in CD's pork!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, the Goon Squad Chief is VERY interested in CD's pork!

Wish I could get that picture out of my head!

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. It's been replaced by this picture:

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You're not really crazy enough to look are you?

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I warned you!

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I wish SD hadn't looked.

 

[Scuba Do]

Unfortunately, can't grant that one.

Wish CD would stop posting pictures of himself on SB.

 

[BettyRubble]

OMG THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!

Granted instead CD is called by Playboy for the 'you look freaky' spread

Wish SD would stop looking so anxious for the arrival of his issue

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, it has already ARRIVED!!!!! Oh yeah, baby!!!

Wish BettyRubble hadn't drooled all over the pictures and ruined them!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted . . she drooled all over a bowl of apple pie, vanilla ice cream, and whip cream!!!

Sure wish you all could have a bowl of this freakingly awesome stuff!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, we CAN have it, we just don't want it. You drooled all over it!!!

Wish BettyRubble could control what comes out of her mouth (in many forms!)

 

[crandf]

Granted, she controls her drool to twirl around in loops around you.

I wish hydrogen is made up of 1 proton and 1 electron

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it also includes a big glob of "who gives a F'.

Wish we could spend the money from the freakn mars rover on something equally ridiculous like say child abuse prevention or cancer . . .