Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba Do]

Granted, child abusers now are sent up to the Mars Rover, without a space suit!

Wish BettyRubble recognized all the important things that have come from our space program (like Tang!!!).

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted she comes to appreciate a billion $ telescope with a bad eye that required another several million to fix the near sightedness but BR can't stop counting space rocks and is never heard from again.

Wish DSM, SD and CD weren't so devastated at how boring their lives are without BR and her poptarts

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted she comes to appreciate a billion $ telescope with a bad eye that required another several million to fix the near sightedness but BR can't stop counting space rocks and is never heard from again.

Wish DSM, SD and CD weren't so devastated at how boring their lives are without BR and her poptarts

Got to admit, I am gonna miss those PopTarts!

Granted, DSM, SD, and CD are collectively dubbed the most interesting men alive.

Wish BettyRubble could console herself for messing up her chance to hang with us cool guys!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted she does so spending a month diving (albeit with only one eye open since the other is permanently squinted shut from looking in the telescope and counting rocks for so long). While DSM, SD, and CD are all being swamped by papparozzi and deranged fans who insist on wearing pink panties on their heads, scooby do dog tails, and semi-dry wetsuits.

Wish DSM, SD, and CD had some peace and quiet.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted she comes to appreciate a billion $ telescope with a bad eye that required another several million to fix the near sightedness but BR can't stop counting space rocks and is never heard from again.

Wish DSM, SD and CD weren't so devastated at how boring their lives are without BR and her poptarts

Granted she does so spending a month diving (albeit with only one eye open since the other is permanently squinted shut from looking in the telescope and counting rocks for so long). While DSM, SD, and CD are all being swamped by papparozzi and deranged fans who insist on wearing pink panties on their heads, scooby do dog tails, and semi-dry wetsuits.

Wish DSM, SD, and CD had some peace and quiet.

Hey, I thought you were never heard from again. So, why are we hearing from you?

Granted, the three most interesting men in the world convert an abandoned PotTart plant (abandoned because Kelloggs had to shut it down once BettyRubble left the country for parts unknown (and unheard of)) into a very private, very swanky club where they relax in peace and have their own sound-proof booths for total quiet.

Wish BettyRubble were cool enough to get on the list to come in and see our new pad!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but she brings 2 wives and a girlfriend to ensure there is never any peace and quiet in the swanky club!

Wish DSM, SD, and CDs wives/g/f didn't redo the club in purple flower print and replace the strip pole with a integrated vacuum cleaning system.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted but she brings 2 wives and a girlfriend to ensure there is never any peace and quiet in the swanky club!

Wish DSM, SD, and CDs wives/g/f didn't redo the club in purple flower print and replace the strip pole with a integrated vacuum cleaning system.

Granted, they keep the strip poles.

Wish BettyRubble would pick her clothes up off the floor!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted, they keep the strip poles.

Wish BettyRubble would pick her clothes up off the floor!

Granted Betty Rubble picks up her clothes.

Wish SD, DSM and CD would show us how they can use the strip poles

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but BettyRubble and Petunia pass out from shear excitement when it's Do Dude's turn!

Wish the girls had more self-control!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted, but BettyRubble and Petunia pass out from shear excitement when it's Do Dude's turn!

Wish the girls had more self-control!

Granted

Wish Do Dude would put his close back on before I get the giggles again