Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but now he chats with all day and your fingers rot and fall off.

Wish petunia had finger prosthetics so she could scratch her itchy nose

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but now he chats with all day and your fingers rot and fall off.

Wish petunia had finger prosthetics so she could scratch her itchy nose

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but they are all miniaturized versions of Capt Hook.

I wish she hadn't changed into her wetsuit behind that poison ivy plant.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but it was poison sumac.

Wish I were ready for Christmas!!!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but now Christmas occurs 365 days a year.

Wish SD wasn't going insane from singing Jingle Bells all day . . everyday . .. every minute.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but now he is getting out the mistletoe

Wish BR would post in this thread http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/near-misses-lessons-learned/140626-close-call-dressing-room.html

 

[Karel26]

Wish granted, as long as it is not about you or BR. .

Wish i can dive the world and not work. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you just can't eat, pay for your dive equipment, or afford a place to live, oh, and you smeel really bad because you have no place to rinse off the dive smells.

Wish I never get stuck on a dive boat, down-wind from Karel.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead you are stuck downwind from BR's stinky booties.

Wish someone was there to catch SD as he passes out from the STANK

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but they pass out from BR's overwhelming STANK too! :shocked2:

I wish someone would call in a hazmat team!