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Granted, but they are 9' feet high in your basement!

Wish Jupiter had better flood insurance!
 
Granted, she got so much insurance money that now she travels around the world diving.

I wish I could take some of my friends diving with me to these exotic locations.
 
Granted. You are TWICE as smart as a dumbell.

Wish the Redskins could block ,and run the ball, and run pass patterns, and get open, and throw the ball to a Redskin receiver, and call effective plays, and tackle, and stop opposing teams, and figure out where the end zone is, and . . . never mind. I wish the Redskins didn't SUCK!
 
Granted. Instead they BLOW!

I wish SD could pick better teams.
 
Granted . . he picks the Cowboys who blow slightly less badly then the redskins

Wish the flu lasted 5 minutes and not 5 days
 
Granted . . he picks the Cowboys who blow slightly less badly then the redskins

Wish the flu lasted 5 minutes and not 5 days

Granted, it's over in 5 minutes, but you relapse 1000 times.

Wish Betty would quit kissing pigs.
 
Granted, it's over in 5 minutes, but you relapse 1000 times.

Wish Betty would quit kissing pigs.

Granted instead she fries up the bacon and ham and hosts a DNY invades CD's Pink Panties.

Wish CD's 'pork' wasn't so small cuz the crowd is very hungry!
 
Granted . . he picks the Cowboys who blow slightly less badly then the redskins

Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap, BettyRubble?

Granted, his "pork" is 8', but made of rubber.

Wish BettyRubble wasn't so interested in CD's "pork."
 
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