Corrupt-a-Wish

[ParaMike]

Granted, you moved to the first floor and loved it till the biulding collapsed, luckly you were okay and saved by Hillary Clinton.


I wish foooooooor more time with family

 

[Reku]

Granted. You and your family are locked in a safe room unable to escape for 72 hours.

I wish I lived back on a boat again.

 

[ParaMike]

A year works for me Reku- thanks!

Granted! You live on a boat with Somali pirates now and a USA destroyer is chasing you.

I wish for a scuba Santa !

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Plus the global cooling from Scuba Jenny's message hereinabove, that gives you a chance to hike in the dry on the cold moors of the Dogger Bank (see Doggerland - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) and look down into the Outer Silver Pit lake (see Outer Silver Pit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia), and ...

wish that you had your scuba gear and a speargun.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

(Oops, I replied to an old message. Sorry.) Now re ParaMike's message:-

Granted, now Santa only delivers to places near to diveable water.

I wish I could remember always to check if I am looking at the LAST displayed portion of this long thread.

 

[ParaMike]

cheers! Granted- your sent to post number one




I wish for an amazing new year in diving with lots of women
!

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You dive with lots of women. Unfortunately, all of them are married and diving with husbands. You're just the fun third person in the group.

I wish I hadn't added so much vegetable stock to my soup.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You remember that you can just pour the stock out ... however you'll have less stock.

I wish I wasn't essentially blind without my glasses

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You are no longer essentially blind without your glasses. You now are blind with or without your glasses.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Reku]

THANKS FOR THAT. you are so helpful burning down my house and making me blind.

Granted. You are now a time traveler, but you can only travel forward and in increments of 5 seconds.

I wish I had x-ray vision