Corrupt-a-Wish

[Reku]

Granted. You are hiking - along the side of the road because everything you own has been repossessed.

I wish I was I could go do a night dive - unfortunately I am sick.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You took Sudafed to get through your illness and still dove. Unfortunately, you had a reverse block and blew your eardrums so you could surface. Ouch!

I wish the USPS wouldn't lie about *trying* to deliver packages and actually deliver my packages.

 

[Reku]

God I hate USPS. Anyway...

Granted. They cannot lie anymore about package statuses because they went to war with fedex and lost than they were assimilated into the greater empire of UPS when UPS stabbed fedex in the back and took over. Only the strong survive.

I wish I had a Caesar salad.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Actually, the assimilation sounds good to me!

Wish granted, but it had been left out on the counter for a bit and the anchovies & egg went bad. You're now in the hospital with salmonella.

I wish I had some Medjool dates.

 

[Reku]

I had to google what those were!

Granted! However - due to shortages. They are on back order and it'll take 3 months for USPS to deliver them to your door - and it takes them 4 'attempts' before you actually get the package, only to discover that the delivery person ate half of the order.

I wish someone would fix the carpet where my hamster bit a hole in the floor.

 

[ParaMike]

Granted!
The carpet and flooring contractors fixed the hole your Hamster chewed but a spark from hammering in the new tack strip caused a fire...and a good portion was burned. Thankfully, the new female neighbor named Caitlyn offered assistance with a place to stay ( while the construction was going on) and one thing led to another, then you find out it's really Bruce Jenner!!!

My wish I'd to have a job that offers dive trips as part of there vacation, paid for!

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You have a job that offers dive trips, but you can never go due to your newly developed extreme vertigo.

I wish my cat didn't get all bitey from hunger after I give him his meds to increase his appetite.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You're cat doesn't get all bitey anymore - unfortunately he lives me now. yay cats.

I wish I had an African Grey.

 

[ParaMike]

Granted! Your cat has been saving his Medication for his other cat buddies to team up on you to take my veritigo away so I can enjoy diving again... Act swiftly , they say there going to attack soon.... Act very swiftly please!


Wish I had nothin else to do but dive.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You are now a superhero known only as 'diveman' all you do is dive - when you hear about a crime you just dive under and forget about it.

I wish I didn't live on the 3rd floor of this building - the stairs suck so bad.