Corrupt-a-Wish

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. The chick next door just made you this cake...this wedding cake. I'm sorry to say that the crazy chick now thinks you're wed!

I wish someone would clean my cats' litter box so I don't have to do it.

 

[Reku]

Granted. I love cats! I'll clean it but I also ordered 500 pizzas using your credit card.

I wish this heart burn would go away.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Well you shouldn't have eaten so many pizzas.
erh, um, wish granted. But now you have no heart.

I wish I had some popcorn.

 

[Reku]

Granted. Congratulations! You now are popcorn!

I wish I had a cupcake.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You now have "popcorn" lung (Popcorn Lung Symptom and Causes (Popcorn, e-Cigarettes)).

I wish I could fall asleep early tonight.

 

[NYCNaiad]

(Sorry, Reku. Your post didn't pop up for me till after I posted.)

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted, Reku. You now have a delicious looking cupcake...made of Playdoh.

I wish I could fall asleep early tonight.

 

[Reku]

Granted. I ordered you a musical group to sing you to sleep - however it's a group of singing koalas.

I wish I could paint and I wish I had a salad fruit hat like one of those from the movies.

 

[Scuba Christine]

Granted. But your salad fruit hat came with a swarm of rabid fruit bats and now you are infected (with non-stop Carmen Miranda songs, not rabies).

I wish I could find a cure for allergies.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You found a cure for allergies - unfortunately a terrorist cell of bunnies has abducted you and plans to weaponize the formula. This is why you can't have nice things.

I wish we could turn in AL cans for money in Florida ...