Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarrenZ]

You got rid of the cat but now you have to pick shotgun pellets out of the drywall. Apt manager is pissed.

I wish everyone has a good weekend.

 

[Newdiv]

Granted. Too bad it's raining and record lows

I wish it was warmer.

 

[WarrenZ]

Welcome to Phoenix it is 130 in the shade.

I wish that the rain goes away.

 

[Reku]

Granted. The earth gets hit by a celestial object and its orbit spirals out of control hurling us to a fiery death.

I wish this pizza had more toppings on it - I feel jipped lol.

 

[WarrenZ]

Wish granted the pizza boy gave you a little special sauce free of charge.

I wish diving was closer to me.

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted, a earthquake on an undiscovered fault line has given New Mexico sea frontage. Too bad your dive equipment is buried under earthquake debris.

Wish underwater photo gear wasn't so expensive

 

[Reku]

Granted. Free photo gear but you now suck at taking photos.

I wish I had 25 cats.

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted. They are all Tom Cats and your apt reeks of cat urine.

Wish it was still summer in NZ

 

[Reku]

Granted. It is now summer but you got deported to Antarctica.

I wish I had a pie.

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted, but remember that stray cat you shot... ...he's the meat in the pie.

Wish I had a good paying job that had 365 days of annual leave