Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarrenZ]

Granted is now off for good.

I wished you paid your bill.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted. Your internet is now out permanently.

I wish I had a chilled glass of fancy vodka with some lime.

 

[BRT]

Granted, dial up is much more reliable.

I wish I was in Puerto Morelos.

 

[Reku]

Granted.

@WarrenZ

My bill has been paid - unfortunately I starved to death because I didn't have enough money for food and now I am haunting you.

@NYCNaiad

You have a nice glass of vodka - however it is actually mine.

@BRT

You are now there - but you can never leave.

I wish I had something to mix this vodka with.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. More flat, warm Diet Coke for you!

I wish I was going on a dive trip this month.

 

[Reku]

I see how it is!!

Granted.

Congratulations! You just won an all expenses paid dive trip into some filthy trash infested drainage canal in New York!

I wish I had more vodka - I'm almost out.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted. You have a case of the best vodka on the planet. You just have to go to Russia to get it.

I wish I had a dive buddy for tomorrow..

 

[Reku]

Grant. Roberto the local drunk has taken up scuba and now insists he is your buddy. He only has his OW dives done and he has a track record for being reckless.

I wish I had some food - I don't feel like driving to the store.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

You have a refrigerator full of food.. but it's moldy cause somebody didn't pay the electric bill and the power's been off for a month. Or was it the fire? or the pool? I dunno.

I wish I had a better job.

 

[Reku]

(You are all so mean LOL.)

Granted. You now have the best paying job ever - all you have to do is clean the roadkill off the hot asphalt roads.

I wish that this stray cat would stop tapping its paw on the sliding glass door of my apartment. So annoying.