Corrupt-a-Wish

[NYCNaiad]

Granted. It's too bad the toaster had a short and burned down your apartment when you left for class this morning after breakfast.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Reku]

Granted. However while you were flying you got sucked into the intake of a 757 jet engine.

I wish could read minds.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. However, after you found out what everyone really thought of you, you ran away to the deep woods to live alone until you were eaten by a bear.

I wish I had a giant indoor fresh water pool in my nyc apartment.

 

[Reku]

Granted. Shortly after NYC has a water crisis and they drain your pool to give water to the homeless - they deem that the empty hole is a danger to those nearby and fill it in.

I wish that something good would happen to me, after my toaster burned my apartment down - all hope is lost.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

You won the lottery.. However, the winning ticket was in your apartment!

I wish my kid would pass her statistics test.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. Your kid passed her statistics test, but all of her studying for that one test made her fail all of her other classes.

I wish it was already 2017.

 

[Reku]

Granted. In the year 2017 humans went to war with an unknown foe from outer space. This foe nearly killed off the entire human race. You are the sole survivor - This is your story.

I wish I had some coke.


Edit: Not the drug

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You now have vats of very flat, warm Diet Coke.

I wish I had a new complete dive kit.

 

[Reku]

Granted. A shiny new Halcyon 40 eclipse and some Poseidon X-streams. Unfortunately - they were used in a murder and you are that murderer.

I wish for a random wish.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, a genie has read your mind and given you the opposite...he's given you one of your prior wishes. Your apartment is now literally filled with warm, flat Diet Coke. Good luck getting that sticky mess out of your bed, dive gear, clothes & electronics!

I wish I had some (non-diet) Coca Cola to drink in a glass with ice so I can make Reku super jealous while I'm awaiting my murder trial.