Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarrenZ]

Granted but it is a baloney and bull$#!+ sandwich. Eat up.

I wish it was a dive weekend.

 

[Reku]

Granted. It is dive weekend but you have to work and can't dive at all - you're being relocated to the desert.

I wish I still had a maid - that was the freaking life.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You now have a maid...your mother has moved in with you to your studio apartment and has to stay with you for at least the next year.

I wish my apartment had a better view.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You now live on the ISS and your "dives" now consist of moon walks to fix solar panels.

I wish I could move my apartment up north to where I am going.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. It's too bad your apartment wasn't made to withstand Michigan winters as you woke up one bitterly cold February to find that your fingers, toes and nose had gotten such severe frostbite that you lose them all.

I wish I was a mermaid.

 

[Reku]

Granted. Unfortunately you are a fake mermaid at seaworld living off mediocre pay and stale saltines living in the projects across the street.

I wish my koala brothers in captivity at the zoo were free!!!!! #KoalaLivesMatter

 

[Alastor]

Granted ad now everyone is in captivity at the zoo, but the koala...

I wish I was diving right now.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted, however it's a recovery dive of your best buddy. (sorry to that person if they are reading this!!!)

I wish I had $1,000,000 to spend on diving.

 

[FLDiver1991]

Granted, however you can only dive in Antarctica with the most incompetent and annoying dive partner.

I wish I had a personal yacht outfitted with all the best scuba gear!

 

[Reku]

Granted.

Dear Sir,

We at yacht protectors united regret to inform you that your yacht has been taken over by pirates and was subsequently lost off the southern horn of Africa after a lengthy 12 day siege against the locals.

Good day.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I wish I had some toast.